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@iRunzNGunz XD 13? Where the hell do you live? Nevada's got the lowest age of consent in the US (or tied with a few other states) at 16.

@IWepain The Seven Nation Army's holding those 785 back.

Lalala-lalala-lalala-lala-la-la! Now, really, how could you possible argue with that?

So, Meg in the white dress or Meg in the black dress? I think she's hotter in the black dress, myself.

I'm sexy and you know it.

54 people are unable to interpret what they just saw.

People are saying Shinedown changed (I still hear a lot of their old sound in this, though), and they're complaining that it's not the same Shinedown. If it hadn't changed, though, there would be people saying that this is just more of the same, and complaining that Shinedown's loosing creativity...

Hah! 23:30! Mustang grew a mustache!

See, I understand how most of the clips fit... But how can you have a clip of any band other than Shinedown? Would it have really been that hard to at least get a good clip of Brent Smith and make it look like he's singing this song? At least you'd have the right singer to please all of us diehar...

Really, amazing song. However, I can tell just by listening, you got some of the lyrics wrong. Nothing important, of course. After all, how it sounds is far more important than how it looks on paper.

It's clear that Jon puts a huge effort into his music. And if you're not laughing your ass off, he's got plenty of other songs. Find one to love.

@amagee590 Okay, so, there's one thing you have to admit here. Here you go; you're wrong. And what do I mean by that? I pretty much mean you're just wrong. First wrong- 'You're merely a product of your controlled media'. See, people like me and JoeGoodvibes, we don't control the media. CNN, ABC,...

Yeah, I know I put several title suggestions. I had several ideas.

@character75 You're not around smokers much, are you? The only real difference between holding a cigarette and a joint is what's wrapped up inside. People who actually give a shit how someone holds either is just looking for a reason to complain. If he'd held it the way you suggested, between his...

I found the link to this on Kongregate's 'Toss the Turtle' game. And... Ftw? Why's it there?

@satnightlivefan89 How was it?

@damagek9skullfucker Ted Nugent and Alice Cooper are friends, you don't see them tagged in each other's videos.

@sanktmikael With the amount of people who are commenting on the top rated comments being what they are, most would agree that it's not a very good joke, it's just an annoyance to Metallica fans. And yes, you can fail at arrogance. It's when you try to be arrogant and just come out looking like a...

It's Metallica. This came out between St. Anger and Death Magnetic, so think more St. Anger and you should hear it.

It's Hetfield. Whoever doubts that doesn't truly know the charictaristics of Hetfield's voice.

@AngusInDaHouse1979 Well then, Justin, please punch yourself in the face for me, 'cause that's Metallica.