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Did someone dump fruit punch on your head? What is that red stuff in your hair?!?!?

@ 7:10 if you just want to see the laptop snuff film and don't care about the monologue.

LIKE if you had to live through MTV playing this song around the clock for months and months. God I hate payola.

Ladies and gentleman...Sexual Chocolate! Sexual Chocolate ladies and gentleman! Give em a hand.

Is there anyone who DIDN'T buy and play this game just for this sequence? Does ANYONE even know how to play the game???

Did I just hear guacamole mentioned in this song?

Wow Ben Gibbard really looks young now. Maybe breaking up with Zooey accounts for this. Anyway I really like this Owl City project Ben! When will you be going on tour?

I'm not sure which one of them I want to have sex with first...

Everyone make sure to listen to the King Curtis version of this classic if you haven't already.

3:05 FTW. (Burdon gets into it hardcore).

64 people have no heart, no soul, no ears or no taste. One of the four must be lacking.

Another live performance in England, and another rude crowd that won't STFU and show some respect. Young British people are the rudest people on the planet.

She NEVER would have gotten this job if she wasn't Jewish. An actress in Hollywood can get work one of two ways: they can be attractive, or they can be Jewish. She clearly opted for the latter.

Professional environment? What would that be, pray tell?

He is a black NFL player. The suspension won't be too bad. Michael Vick tortured dogs to death for crying out loud.

One of the most political and undeserved awards in the history of the show.

Sadly, the Mustang 5.0 fared poorly in terms of long-term reliability and now you can go months without seeing one on the roadway. Furthermore, the factory body kits on the GT model did not hold up to the elements and became warped, cracked or yellowed. Perhaps because of the GT kits, or perhaps...

But it might have been him...

Why does Kenny G always look like he is trying to pinch off a loaf when he sings?

Poor Uncle Charles :(

That was cold Mr. Reaper; that was cold.

Irish ppl FTL

It would be nice if someone would ask the homeless guy to walk a mile in a working man's shoes and understand the pressure of responsibility and taking care of a family, but to ask that would violate several liberal sacraments so it won't ever get asked.

It would be nice if someone would ask the homeless guy to walk a mile in a working man's shoes and understand the pressure of responsibility and taking care of a family, but to ask that would violate several liberal sacraments so it won't ever get asked.

It would be nice if someone would ask the homeless guy to walk a mile in a working man's shoes and understand the pressure of responsibility and taking care of a family, but to ask that would violate several liberal sacraments so it won't ever get asked.

He got AIDS because he didn't eat his Quaker oatmeal. He is headed straight for a bad case of Diabeetus if he doesn't watch it.

Dude...Where TF is the giant train set?!?!? Wasn't there an opening sequence where father and son were riding on a gigantic train set through the house?

Listen to his answer about why the Tea Party is racist. He manages to say NOTHING at all of any substance and offers no proof whatsoever other than that they will work to defeat Obama politically.

I sure hope she's rich because of Beyonce's recording...

Violent J = violently overweight

This might be biting off of House of Pain just a little...

Violent J might want to consider going on a violent diet.

I have my FM radio on and I have searched the whole dial but am unable to tune into this simulcast :(

"...scenes of violence that are thoroughly unpleasant." Gene always was a jackass.

Noam Chomsky FTW but I could not watch this video past the first 5 minutes because of the terrible echo-y audio. Why someone didn't record straight from the sound board is beyond me.

Why are these guys so obsessed with oil? Oil is in their band name, oil is in many of their songs, oil is in many of their videos. WTF is so interesting about oil?!?!?

This performance proves that unlike most modern singers she can actually sing as well in person as she does with in-studio magic.

Wow...I had no idea that this is what he thought about gays. What a jackass. He just lost my support.

@Knoxificationable He was only like 16 in this video. I would hate to see how you looked at that age (or now for that matter) but I am guessing you were a scrawny and pimply-faced little punk. He is actually fairly attractive now as a grown man. Andrew Strong FTW; you FTL.

Adam: "So you are between 5'12" and 6'?" Idiot: "Yeah...I'm like a centimeter off."

A centimeter off of what?!? 5'12" or 6'?

@Paulie661 and drlieberson: cry me a river!