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Gross and dumb.. You're just a catch aren't ya!

This song is just ... I can't explain

If you like PEENUHS

So Mr. Northtower, you think western women are promiscuous and commit adultery on a day to day basis... While this may be true, you men take advantage of your women, treat them like pigs. We uplift and love ours. What do you do to prevent it? "MUTILATE" innocent women. You nasty little middle-eas...

Yo dawg you seen Jenny? Yeah mayne, her lips all blow out!

I've been a vegatarian for a day, I feel like shit.

That's a guy? Wtf, great song and singing though!

Yeah you're right guys, Canada is busy being pigs while Africa is starving XD

"What do you mean you don't serve breakfast right now!?!"

FIEND WITHOUT A FACE lol

I guess you could say they've gone soft. But personally I think it's awesome how there music evolves and not one album sounds identical. Overtime they have gotten more "refined" but I still immensely enjoy there music, and there music really speaks to me... Even if they sing about iron tusk and m...

So who watched this 12 minute Campaign add? Neither did I, take this shit off youtube.

I was watching porn.. How did i get here?

Yeah this video gave me a huge headache. I love this song and it's deep metaphorical meaning in relation to the video. Aside from that, this album is awesome... But is a let down if compared to leviathan, blood mountain, and crack the skye. I Feel that that's what people are trying to get at with...

If this is Judge Judy (public television)..Fuck it I would show up naked and testify!

TACOOOOMMAAA

At least this fat fuck will get out in 425 years...

Why cant they just settle this with a duel at high noon? Instead of running up on a outnumbered person and shooting like pansies. Seriously though, you see the way they fire pistols? They look like there trying to tango with each other.

This disturbed me. It makes me think that if a man in America can walk down a busy street with a weapon and murder a "innocent" man without any retaliation or punishment...This country is broken. It would be nice to see someone taking a shot at him. Instead he just moseys on out of there, no harm...

lol the Mexican dude just bounced around oblivious as to whats happening

Eh I dunno people, saw them Live at the Filimore, Detrot. And there vocals for some of there new tracks we're almost as good as the album. Creature lives, Bedazzled fingernails, and Dry Bone Valley all were extremely well sung. Mastodon came a long way. From Brent Hinds sounding like a dying cat ...

Damn. I wish they incorporated Bills vocals more. If you heard his back up vocals in March of the fire ants or mother puncher... Damn. Song's amazing though, long live Mastodon

I hope this caveman comes back for an encore solo and melts the faces of the politicians who advertise on a Mastodon video.. C'mon

1:22 JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT XD

Damn, well this disproves the theory that they're not prog. metal robots from the dark side of the moon :O. Holy shit they made a mistake! It's OK shit happens, obviously this is one of there first times playing this live mistakes are bound to happen..

Haha, this whole video consisted of him getting fucked by every imaginable enemy. Pirates, raped by a shark, attacked by a group of kidnappers... Wow, on a serious note. This game looks amazing. And it's f2p thank god

You respect the person that you knocked out for deciding to fight you. Not kick there head, they don't know how much damage that can actually do. Serious head injury or even death can occur from that. In fact just him hitting his head on the pavement from the initial knockout is enough to hemmora...

@Jennarezz Nope... Only mastodon can sound like this! Jk I'm sure there are plenty others. But it's true that mastodon has its own specific amazing sound

Nazi.... You people are delusional! And to the person who posted this video "Being exposed as a liar" doesn't make any sense. The reporter stated his opinion thinking that his phrase regarding lobbyist was untrue... Doesn't make it untrue. This is how politics work (we are constantly lied to, we ...

I just rick rolled myself.....

You mean Zach Galifanakis looks like Brent Hinds.

America would be better with more people with his mindset... God bless your opinions man!

Yup, i knew this was a Inside job. Conducted by our own genocidal maniacal government! George Bush hijacked that plane... Prior to the jacking, he Strapped the north tower and the designated impact point with 10 tons of c4 (Precisely Enough to Melt the steel columns). Dick Cheney then radioed him...

Listen to Mastodon.. Best band to live

Played the beta.. Loved the game even despite the glitches, lag, and fps issues i experiencd. Can't wait to pick up the game and see how they did. Really looking forward to this.

Haha! Wow, that took a very dark turn there : / 4:50

@raleighman3000 Nah man, their instrumental playing is amazing live, all the guitar, drums, and bass sound perfect with little flaw. It's always their vocals that tend to be their shortcoming. You would definitely notice if they overdubbed the vocals. There are many more factors that can make you...

Damn! Someone needs to tell that bassist that that isn't a guitar he's wielding... Or is it a guitar

;O

My views are cliche... But how does this kind of music, and his specific views on religion differ from what we deem acceptable on television and on the radio. Compare his music to rap for instance... This music plagues the minds of all the listeners. Telling you to disrespect all woman, abuse you...

Ha! Religion is funny in a way! Look at everyones comments, all stating why other religions are "illegitimate". Please take note on how everyone belittles and insults everyone elses religion. Stop worrying about other peoples faith and worry about your own. Live out your own religions teachings.

@MeliMe2 It isn't hurting me...? I'm just trying to understand homosexuality better. You're just trying to start an argument with me over nothing. And "Why shouldn't He?" what ?.Lol more power to him if he has the balls to admit something so personal to his loved ones. I admire his bravery, I jus...