About this user
I'm Ian, savvy?
I enjoy watching the stars, eating, talking, flirting, not suddenly dying, and newspeak.
In other words, I'm doubleplusgood, eh?
Lyrics to 5 Cap
I don't think you wanna battle with a warcraft vet up in BGs killing with a season 2 set. I'm a boss when I come through owning and it's funny cause I 'aint even hit level 80 yet. When I show up: better think fast, better haul ass when you see the grim reaper mask. And I got a couple of swords I like to use to slash when I get in trouble 'aint a problem when you see the flash.
Up in warsong, going for the flag; when I cap, guarantee you're going to see me shadowdance. Up in AB, playing D trying to take a node, cause I've got a couple druids and three stealthed rogues. Up in AV and we got the whole map controlled and we headin to your general to take it to the floor. Take the soul, take the win, and we queuing up again: to repeat the same process you really can't defend.
I don't think you want to roll me dude, 'cause I'm too rude and crude to roll with a crew that's rude and crude too and [would] just likely lose. Your chests be a-beatin' as you probably get abused cause you QQ. Forget it, pew-pew I'm hit you boom-boom your health is doom-doom your mana is OOM-OOM. So when you try to heal it's a wrap. Did you really think I needed a mana tap?
I'm a BG boss 7-4 loss if I lose then I come back instead of the cost. I don't care if you can beat me again 'cause I'ma be right back like I'm destined to win. I don't ever give up; I don't ever slow up; so you better do something; I'm about to blow up. Get this over with fast; when I relapse; make you fall back and prepare for the 5-cap (...cap...x9)
(I wrote them down while listening to it like 50 times)
Country
United States
Occupation
Being awesome
Companies
Lords of the Awesome INC.
Interests
Stars, rain, non-stick women, internet