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My Favorite JOE JONAS Quotes:
Have you ever googled google, then googled again?
I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes.
I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe, and he'd always get me in trouble.
I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"
My favortie flirty line is, "Hey, did you drop this?" Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, "It fell out of your hair."
One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers.
I would be orange, black, white, polka dot, clear, red.
It can mean like waiting in line and you're just like hold on...or if you're riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like...hold on...to your bike it can mean...okay, I need to figure out what this song means.
I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.
I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.
(Someone asked him why he was so cute) I dont know. I ask myself that all the time.
I would probably want to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers.
My hidden talent is...I can make pancakes appear!
It's a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives I have or I'm gonna have, but its nice.
I would do extreme acting. It's a new thing I'm making up. It's like SAD FACE.... HAPPY FACE.
I went to see a movie with this girl once, and this creepy old lady was following us everywhere we went. I don't think she was a fan or anything, but it freaked me out!
I definitely want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah!
Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, "Two miles-Starbucks." He can smell it...and every time he's right!
I've dated a couple girls I never met before!
I just found out that putting a poptart in the microwave or oven tastes so much better!
Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car!
Nick's a stud muffin.
Every studio needs a rubber chicken.
I own Donald Trump.
We're not a boys band!
An egg doesn't say, "Crack this"!
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Hello Beautiful,
Yo Ho!It's 7:05, here in Austrailia, so please Hold On while I explain my Higher Love to you and what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes because I Won't Let You Go. Dear God, please let her listen because she is The Girl Of My Dreams. Take A Breath because in the Year 3000, you will be What I Go To School For. All day we'll always say Nick J Is Off The Chain and all we'd eat would be Baby Bottle Pops because That's Just The Way We Roll. Kevin Hates Cheese but Ill eat it with you every day. Now I'd really Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I have been Burning Up to tell you that I have a Crazy Kind of Crush On You,You Just Don't Know It. Please Don't Take My Heart And Put It On The Shelf. Joy To The World because I'll never say I Wanna Hippopotamus For Christmas because All I Want For Christmas is you. I wish I could trade places with Mandy for 6 Minutes because I know then we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On and play the Games in Hollywood. So Don't Walk Away because I'm Still In Love With You. You're Wrong Again if you think that I wanna be Just Friends. Hey We're Gonna Be Alright together! And I know I may be the Underdog of the situation, but Take Me On because I Am What I Am. I've been sending out an S.O.S. hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls like myself, and I Wan'na Be Like You and your American Dragon. It may be too early to be talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems it may just be an Eternity before The Joe Jonas Rap says "Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time because We Got The Party With Us. I can only wait A Little Bit Longer. You Don't Know What You've Got Til It's Gone, and I only have a little longer here. I Will Be The Light for you, y'know. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so say "Hey Little Brother" for me! Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the JONAS BROTHERS!!!!....
Today My Friend Told Me That Limited Too Is Not a Restaurant It's a store, And That you cant shoot bacon out of your body, she also told me that Quan Ziggy Ziggy Zam Is Not a holiday she told me that the Jonas brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75% water that there are cars in Oklahoma She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000 and oh you'll never believe this, she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't superman she also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an X-Box Remote!
Pshh...
BOY IS SHE STUPID OR WHAT!?
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God sent us four little angels. Their names are Joe, Kevin, Nick, and Frankie.
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