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I am shocked. Look at 3:20. That magazine. They blurred out the pornographic image, but still showed the horrendous title! How could they?? It should be "Neighbor's", not "Neighbors"!!! Oh, the outrage!!

It is quite striking to see how much more patient she was back then.

Woah at 7:07 that woman looks exactly like Mark McKinney in drag on Kids in the Hall!!

He also does the voice of some AED's. "Check patient!" "Shock advised!"

In the plaintiff's defense, she was going to give him a CASE of beer, not a 6-pack. I think that would have been 12 beers.

So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam! Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning decades of denial is simply why I'll be king undisputed, respected, saluted, and seen for the wonder I am! Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!

Yes our teeth and ambiti...

@TheVegaIsAwesome TheVegalsAwesome says: "Forehead too big. Wouldn't fuck."

@elgilicious And... "It crossed my mind that she might answer the door in just her bra and panties. Apparently I'm a sexual predator. I have provocative pictures of minors in their underwear on my computer, and used to have nude pictures which I deleted, but they might still be on there. I'm a ba...

@Point101100 Perhaps they have a policy that the arresting officer always reads the Miranda warnings from a card, memorized or not, to eliminate any chance that the defendant will claim he misquoted them.

@PlantMan041 She was swatting flies away with her tail.

Why does the cybersleuth have an American accent?

1:55 Chick's? CHICK'S? Geezus Christ.

@sydney4911 Actually I get that way just from nervousness. These are small claims court litigants in a brightly-lit studio, on camera for worldwide network broadcast, facing Judge Judy. I'm surprised we don't see more nervousness on here. I wonder if they screen litigants for camera-worthiness?

4:15 He sends his manuscripts to plubishers.

Wow I had no idea he turned into a brain-dead racist communist in his old age.

Byrd is not just an awesome bailiff, but he's an Ebonics translator too!

49 my ass!

@aurpgirls Wondering the same myself... but he's not a botched Ken doll. He's Stone Man! pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/22/­stoneman.png

@MsPumpkinbaby I'd bet that IS what he thinks is his "dress shirt."

@Gericho49 It's called the anthropic principle. Look into it.

Judge Judy: "One person talks at a time... Do we understand each other?"

Defendant and Plaintiff [in unison]: "Yes, Ma'am."

If you've heard Bobby McFerrin and Yo-Yo Ma then prepare to be disappointed.

@cheesefries98 Some names are almost always used only for white people (boys Logan or Connor, girls Allison or Emma), or for black people (boys D'Andre or Demetrius, girls DeJanae or Lakeisha). Then there are rather "neutral" names like Brittany, Eric, Brianna, and Isaac. Think of everyone you kn...

Who the hell would dump Gwen. Geez.

If you truly believe that the ridiculously tiny cocktail dress and high heels should not influence what one thinks about her performance as an artist, then you clearly do not understand male lust.

I don't know that I have EVER seen anyone actually finger the runs (e.g., at 0:40) the way Prokofiev wrote it: Using all five fingers of each hand in sequence up and down, striking two adjacent white keys with one finger nearly every time. Seems like everyone else does up and down glissandos with...

@6Axter6 Yes, Franz is a Germanization of his name. How about this: Чайко́вский is spelled Tchaikovsky in English (fair enough), and Tschaikowski in German. Americans see Tschaikowski and think his name is "Chai-COW-ski."

I love the orchestral half cadence at 5:18 suddenly interrupting the very pianistic hopping trills. Then another suprise cadence at 8:05. Most performances I've heard don't put a ritardando with the latter cadence.

He's not nearly as good a con artist as John Edward. Notice how Edward will be much more broad in his guesses. Van Praagh tries information that's too specific (Kathy, Catherine, divorce, cars, music) and just gives up too easily. Edward would say "Kathy, Catherine, K, C, something to do with K o...

@nooriedoll And you don't think it's insulting to call someone retarded? Go to r-word.org and sign the pledge!

@lilcuddlekill I love this mash-up! @jahazielgarcia just reminds us that it is far easier to be critical than to be correct.

Arguing whether she should have stayed in shape is ridiculous. Divorce is far more complex. He says she cheated, but leaves out everything that led up to it. She says he made a hurtful comment during marriage counseling, but leaves out everything else they explored. It's not about her fat ass or ...

Hannity and Colmes are the stupid ones here. This is not any kind of interview or shut-down of her ideas. It's them allowing her to spout her well-rehearsed nonsense. They think calling her crazy and saying "How dare you!" would do any good. They ask her stupid questions and then don't even let h...

@prinzparsiphal Another very powerful use of the Neapolitan sixth is at the end of the Dies Irae of Mozart's Requiem.

She needs to change the battery in her smoke alarm.

Hahaha. "Kyler". When I was a kid it was the black parents who made up names for their kids. Now it's the white folks.