Betch, please.

This is an extremely short video made at like one AM...

It probably won't be funny to anyone because you probably won't get it.

We certainly don't.

I had been doing this for the ENTIRE walk...My friend with me was dying to catch it on film, so to speak.

...No, I didn't step on the lizard.

Further down the street...

More ducks. There was a really mean one in there and I was freaked by it, but, for some reason, it didn't bite me.

We saw a duck.

I was like o_o "I must scare it!"

And...This video was born.

Afterwards though...The duck looked like it was going to calmly walk o...