About this user
I enjoy long walks in the park, pinching my hemorrhoids, and tickling the feet of quadriplegics. I'm frequently referred to as 'precocious', and have been falsely accused of rape 172 times. My hobbies are yodeling and dog shit sculpting.
Hometown
North Brunswick, NJ
Country
United States
Occupation
professional pop-locker
Schools
Was enrolled in beauty school, but was convinced to go back to high school after Frankie Avalon shoved a pipe up my rectum and serenaded me.
Interests
I have no interests whatsoever