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I think she just gave me a chubby.

Wow, how insanely stupid. First off, a chicken is a bird and birds are descendants of dinosaurs. Who of course, laid fucking eggs. So that would necessarily mean that the egg came first. Morons like this guy are pretty annoying. Just because you aren't smart enough to understand or don't care...

So, Ron Paul may look good when compared to the rest of the GOP candidates...but that isn't saying much. Perry is George W. Bush minus about 30 IQ points...and I would put Bush's IQ in the double digits. Herman Cain makes Perry look intelligent. I won't even get into his sexual harassment issu...

@N0LoveProductions No, I mean the short girl on the end. Not your mom.

@AsToldByMely What exactly are they doing to you? Who gives a shit? Enjoy the music. Everything else is none of our business.

@kovalev274life Really? The Mullins Center has the largest capacity in Hockey East. So why don't you just come on over here and eat me?!

@Jeevs999 Anyone who references spygate as the reason the Pats won 3 Super Bowls is voluntarily outing themselves as a moron.

1. Videotaping your opponents signals was not illegal (and still isn't) when they won those Super Bowls.

2. Every team tapes their opponents signals. The Patriots ...

You let Jared handle a fucking chainsaw? I wouldn't let him handle a pair of fucking scissors!

The people whining about spoilers should probably learn to read and get the books. The show is based on the novels, not the other way around.

I finally found it. The cross section of the dumbest fucking people on the planet. ICP fans getting into it with Tila Tequila fans. My only hope is that you will all find each other and kill each other...thus thinning the herd and increasing the Darwinian fitness of the homo sapiens gene pool.

I didn't know the Rays had any fans. Learn something new every day. I went to a series between the Sox and Rays a few years ago in Tampa. The crowd was about 90-10 in favor of Boston fans. You could tell who were Rays fans because they all had those stupid fucking cow bells and didn't know sh...

Is Joba still playing baseball? Thought I saw him working at a car wash the other day.

I love how Tanyon Sturtze tries to mix it up with Gabe Fucking Kapler and gets an ass kicking for his troubles. What kind of dumb shit would pick a fight with a beast like Kapler? A Yankee. Congrats to Cano for winning the HR Derby...he'll be watching Adrian Gonzalez accept the World Series MV...

Muy fucking bien.

@Falconpunch82 Should be "your grammar and spelling are terrible." You should really think twice about criticizing others when you are clearly not perfect yourself.

@Zinarez All your base are belong to us.

I love the parts with the Giants fans who have trouble reciting a simple line of the song. Hilarious.

I enjoy reading these comments. Jealousy of the Patriots' success makes me hard. Great job by the Giants in that SB. However, New England is the unquestioned Team of the Decade. I'll bet every one of you wishes your team put as much into winning as the New England Patriots organization. So g...

@omgbomb3210 Who said flag was "hardcore." Not me. I say it is fun and a way to keep playing a game you like to play after high school. It is a completely different sport from tackle football. Sorry if at 34 years old, I don't feel like going to work with injuries after getting hit playing ta...

Fucking A. Great job. My favorite Helmet song. I hope you're both pursuing degrees in music in college. Fucking seriously.

Excellent job. I don't know about the Shane Battier jersey though. Stanier is one of the best drummers alive today. Helmet is one of the top 3 bands I've ever seen live. Oh, and you nailed the fucking end.

If you had half a brain, you'd know that hating Israel is not the same as disagreeing with the occupation. As a matter of fact, it is my love of Israel that makes it so sad to see what is happening over there.

@regdawgformerusmc Hey genius...people aren't "titled" to their opinion. They're entitled to them. Riddle me this: If the world is too complex to have arisen from nothing, who created god? Any supernatural being who "created" a universe as complex as ours must also be be a complex being. So if g...

@daughterofgodinzion All religions are pretty stupid and out there, but Mormonism takes it a step further. They really take the cake as the cream of the crop of stupidity (if you totally discount Scientology, which is insanely moronic).

@quickboat22 Why don't you take a look at the research done by the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology? There's the research. Read it. Homo Sapiens Neanderthalensis interbreeded with Homo Sapiens Sapiens before they died out and contributed about 1-4% of their genetic identity t...