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~THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR~

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

5. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

6. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

7. Swat at flies, which don't exist.

8. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

9. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

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