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What kind of a RETARD would tell Chili to improve herself? That woman is so hot, a gay friend of mine said to me "sweetie, I would go SCREAMING back into the closet for her".

The gal with the short hair... Oh my gawd. I just remembered why I have a penis.

Punk Rock is having better abs when you're 40 than you did at 25.

Toni Braxton: thank you for reminding me why I have a penis!

Katy Perry covering Queen is a lot like Just Bieber singing "Enter Sandman". Make it stop. Wait! I have a button for that!! ...Ahhhhhh... I still feel the need to drink my own piss.

If ever a man needed to be resurrected to give rock music the kick in the ass it needs...

I really shouldn't listen to this. I shouldn't. The reason behind that is when I turn the radio to contemporary pop, I want to punch babies and kick grandmothers into oncoming traffic. Seriously... What the FUCK happened?! Somebody bring me Katie Perry's uterus! I want Jay Z's gigantic head to us...

I keep throwing $59.99 at the screen and nothing is happening! I'm very upset.

Um... What the fuck was the dogshit I just watched? I entered a query and did not receive my inquiry. Not at all. Whoever gave this the "go ahead"... I have a higher IQ than you do and I shit upon your soul.

The 90's... Where is was cool for men and women to have long hair, dress like dogshit, talk about their feelings, and like anything artistic.

Michael Bay directs the last watchable thing in his career!

@swagboi7

So...how is what you just said different than the mullet-sporting, Nascar-watching, sister-fucking, moonshine-brewing trailer trash from Georgia might say? Seriously? Have some fucking perspective.

Aragorn... A true king leads the charge. Very appropriate.

I am proud to be a Dane when I hear this.

America: because pissing all over quality is part of our Dream.

"Fus Ro Flying Zombie Jew!!"

Breasts on the internet. We meet again...

Breasts on the internet. We meet again...

@Remogogy

Oh yes, the ever present admonition of "soon". When is soon, sir? When do you people get to stop this menacing, ever-repeating diatribe? "Soon". Is that supposed to terrify people into obedience, much as your ilk are so inclined? You do so well with goading others into obedience with t...

Oh, fuck man... You are about to be destroyed. I honestly feel sorry for you... If you'd been born in Viking Norway, you'd be saying the same thing about Votan (Odin), like my ancestors, who thought that small rock formations were dwarves caught outside during daylight... You are going to be cut ...

@fun4dje

How am I ignorant of your transubstantial MAGIC? Let me reiterate...MAGIC!! Enlighten me.

I am JeniusRetard, and I disapprove of hamsters with laser cannons.

I'm JeniusRetard, and I disapprove of gerbils with machine guns.

Am I the only person to whom it seems that those who willingly dynamited the American economy for their own gain are guilty of treason, at best?

"Let's pray the gay away!"

Prayer: a great, passive-aggressive way of telling god you think he's being lazy.

Oh, you silly Christians! I'd probably despise you all for what you've done to this world in the name of your jabbering, genocidal, sexist, homophobic deity, but gosh darn it, I just HAV...

@octopibingo

You just LOVE the Old Testament, don't you? Eaten any shellfish or worn any clothing of mixed fabrics, lately? If so, I have some bad news for you...

I can't believe I have to share a planet with these people.

Tea Party: because "gaggle of racist, homophobic, theocratic, quasi-literate gun-nuts" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Fox News: Rich conservatives paying rich conservatives to tell the middle class that the poor are the problem.

The bible ISN'T bigoted, Ricky? Reeeeeeally? "I permit no woman authority over men. She is to be kept silent, to learn in all silence, submissiveness and subservience, for Eve was first deceived and became a transgressor, then Adam. Woman may attain holiness through silence and the bearing of chi...

"Tradition": a term often flaunted by Republicans to appeal to those who would rather not have to go about the messy process of thinking for oneself.