"Some of my other interest inclued...trained prairie squid giggin' partys, hug-the-toilet hangovers, gonzo journalism, nude chainsaw juggling, acubeating, human fights, abandoned buildings used as playgrounds, live freaks of nature and acid casualties, boobie roping, self-mutilating preachers, looking classy while dumpster-diving, private adult sexhurt seminars, face fucking bat sperm antidote pudding cook-offs, power violence, psychic surgery, dropping acid in the ghetto, sports figure body part launching, scamming psychiatrists for recreational drug use, smoking crack, clothes hanger abortions, and oddly normal-seeming people."

(not to be taken serious...haha)