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my bday is april 11 lolz twist off ate

i am a girl. remember? lolz

SOME KID: Hey Dad, look, it's Shawn Michaels! This is an opportunity of a life time!

SOME Dad: It certainly is! And look, there's the super-gay, Randy Orton.

SOME KID: Hey, gay! Shawn Michaels is gonna beat your sorry ass!

Randy Orton: Oh no he wont!

Shawn Michaels: Oh yes I will!

Randy Orton: I'll just RKO you!

Shawn Michaels: You couldn't RKO a dead fly!

Randy Orton: Oh yes I could!

Shawn Michaels: Do it then.

Randy Orton: I can't!

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5 truths of life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. There's still a stupid smile on your face

yt fam:
danielaWWEsuperfan (sis)
xxY2JLEDGENDKILLERxx (bro)
v1Jeff (sis)
AbingtonSkate05 (aweosme person) XD
ChrisShannon2552 (jerk bro) immature
TheMrSuperRyan (best friend)...
mbeinkemtaji (annoying bro)
and the list goes on... for now...

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