JediRebelKid

If they pulled me up on that stage my dick would have popped right out of my pants.

When I was 13 this was as good as porn. Half naked thick chick gyrating all over the stage.

This nigga a ugly ass pothead tiger demon.

I thought this was going to be the episode when the black girl told all those Cracka ass honkes where they can stick it and told all the Jew producers to go die in a car fire. I been searching for that video since the day it first aired.

When I have kids, I'll keep them away from people like her, she's so dangerous and edgy.

I never noticed how bad it sounds when they dub over the dirty language.

Flip-flops wit no socks on? I know Ray J was a homo.

Why this lame nigga cussin so much. Nigga act like he got the whole West Coast on lock.

That nigga said Charlie Murphy.

That's Moesha's brother. Nobody calls her Brandy haha.

If you was a middle school gangsta in 2000 then you used to fuck with this shit hardbody.

I was 11 when this came out and all the girls at my school put little fake diamond stickers at the front of their cornrows like Lil Mo.

Redman aint shit without a hat on his head.

Everyone on my bus in elementary school would sing this song in unison and the bus driver would get pissed and turn the bus around and take us back to the school then the principal would come on threaten to suspend us. I realize now how fucked-up it was that a bunch of 5-11 year olds knew the lyr...

My nigga Big Mef from the group home can't nobody fuck wit him.

I think I may vomit.

My dick exploded from the video. My eardrums exploded from the Nelly Furtado bullshit.

Two of the many reason why 30 Rock is an excellent television program.

@imaginemug Carter 1 and 2? Can you honestly tell me that those 2 albums didn't go hard?

I still maintain that pregnancy and childbirth is a very weird concept that we have all accepted as normal.

@brblanina I know I'm not Barney because my love of pussy isn't just for show. ;p

Im going to go look at an alligator and masturbate.

SuperGamelps said it looked like a naked lady at first.

If it says its the "best ever" or something similar and it has over a million views its guaranteed to have way more dislikes than likes.

Return the slab.

The TV is not plugged in.

I wish I was a kid again because I didn't have diabetes when I was a kid.

Nigga should have had a lawyer draw up a contract. Make ROC leave a paper trail to where his bread coming from.

Its like demons speaking Latin out this muthafucka.

Ima ask you wohnse.

Gotta love that B-More Accent.

Marlo a cold nigga. Told a room full of gangstas that he raising the price of the brick then daring them to do something bout it.

That pool is probably gonorrhea soup by now.

@KameronSite You have free healthcare but too bad there is no cure for the worst disease in the world.... being Canadian.

Go listen to Nickleback you Cocksucker.

If I had saw these guys walking down the street in the mid-90's I would have tried my best to kick the shit of out them even though I was just a kid. That's how much I loved the Power Rangers.

Question 5: Super duper late term abortion of 1 of her twins.

Shorty was a cop........ And she aint dead. I'd a shit a brick if I was Wee-Bey.

@ManFromOverThere I think that was the point. He was nervous and trying to be funny.

@gokugene Maya's hosting SNL next week. Watch how unfunny that episode will be. Especially now that its too insensitive to do her "greatest character".

I rented that shit from blockbuster in the 90s

I remember the rumor that this stuff shrinks your dick.

Why did they stop having shows named after animators?

Bob Clampett, Tex Avery etc.

Your hormones make you wanna look at boobs and you stop watching cartoons but sure enough you'll be back 10 years later watching it on youtube.

I forgot all about SuperChunk