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'nOw0k' the 'andrewguo' spinoff, founded by Mei and Guo
This pilot episod...
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'nOw0k' the 'andrewguo' spinoff, founded by Mei and Guo
This pilot episode attempts to answer the question..
"What is LOVE?"
Song: Mario - Let Me Love You.
Love is like a schilling, the more money I get, the bigger buildings I can build.
Love is like the middle school building, once you move out, someone else takes it.
Love is like a school tour, you show people around and they just walk out the door.
Love is when someone does something wrong, you detain them. The Federal Government sends them to
Nauru, we send them to the Senior Centre.
Love is like detention, the more the better.
Love is like unbalanced accounting, the harder you try, the more frustrating it gets.
Love is like an exam paper, you can only borrow one and photocopy it one at a time.
Love is just like Asian food, it comes with a bit of everything.
Love is like the beep test, you try your hardest and always feel drained.
Love is like a computer, you just got to know when to press the Escape button.
Love is like a probability density function, the probability of rejection depends on how much area you've
covered.
Love is like a haircut, no matter how much you cut off, it still keeps growing on you.
Love is like a late slip, unless you have a good excuse, you're not approved.
Love is like trying to keep the students' bags out of the library, when you turn your back they cheat on you.
Love is like the curious incident of the nighttime, that the more you try and find it, the angrier your father
gets with you.
Love is like two potato cakes, minimum of two, tomato sauce, extra.
Ugly love is like a labelled asymptote, however far you run, its presence always haunts you.
Love is like an afterschool SAC, you miss it, be sure to catch up.
Love is like a bramble, its thorny, but it's prickly fun.
Love is like international students, quite enjoyable but occasionally extremely difficult to understand and
requires much patience.
Love is like swining your keys around, it can be dangerous, but oh, so much fun.
Love is like a payment envolope, you never know what's inside.
Love is like attending Study Hall, two hours afterschool or you will be totally rejected.
Love is like
photosynthesis, as the sun shines, you respire like sugary sweet happiness.
Love is like a piece of plastic, when it's heated it can be manipulated in any way or any shape you like
.
Love is like circular motion, no matter what your better judgement says, the attraction is always
perpendicular to it.
Love is like the Hypodermic Bullet Theory, we all receive the same message and we all react in the same
way.
Love is like an endothermic reaction, the more heat you add, the further forward it goes.
Love is like my lame jokes, they are, oh, I dont know.
Love is like food, it may look delicious but oh yuck it's expired.
Love is like gravity, no matter how high you jump, you're always attracted.
Love is like a complex number, unreal.
Love is like a titration, once you reach the endpoint, there's no turning back.
Love is like bin duty, you can't get out of it.
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