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Guard: I like wearing huge ebony armour to keep me safe. No one will ever kill me while I'm wea... oh, someone has stripped me off without me realising.

Thief: I done it!! Now you die!!!

Guard: ewww! you pervert!!!! don't undress me you homo, why i ou...

(Thief cuts off guard's head. Shiiiiinnnk!!!)

my dragon used to throw my cheese everywhere, then i shot an arrow in it's knee

@theultimatebadger97 i pissed myself laughing at this comment, no joke.

i used to shank dragons up the ass but't' then i got shot ine the knee.

@jhnarutorocks1 if you read the description, you will notice he did not forget my favourite shout that you previously mentioned.

@luks414 it's a major problem if you are not american

I will, I will eat it...

I always forget to equip rockets or preds when the little birds come on resistance so I settle for unloading a M60 round on one

My most insane revive ever was online with some random guy the 1st round the juggernaut's are introduced, it (him?) always comes alone. i got downed while still having that self-revive perk after unloading almost a whole M60 round on it andrepeatedly shot it in the foot with the five three (corre...

my juggernaut strategy is to split them up then juggle a barret 50.cal with any LMG to disorientate them then unload on one while it can't fight back. The hard part is splitting them up as it takes some time but it's better safe then sorry when it comes to juggers ain't it? easier with 2 people

no one can hate BFMV, if you do your probably a fan of that gay fag mentioned in shana09923's comment

49 people went too far and later regretted joining the army (unlike me) but anyway this song is just epic

Bullet For My Valentine, Asking Alexandria, A7X and Sum41 almost made me deaf from listening to already deafening music through highly volume amplifying speakers and yet I'm doing it again.I can't stop this music is just too epic to.

1 person let go of the past and is now screwed due to no personal experience

i think that taxi driver could do with some voice and POLITENESS lessons i mean, is it me or ' is you got nice tits' a good way to get slapped?

i bet all that food is scrumpadoochous... (not the raisin muffins though =0)

lol his little cousin says 'building blocks, yeah!' then at 0:31 it says it on the minecraft loading screen

don't repeatedly press 7 if your laptop/PC lags terribly HOWEVER press 3 then after the guy says 'house', Press 5 to make impressions look AMAZING!