JayhawkJazzy

That is a nice shot. I am just like the commentator. I have NEVER had the guts to play that far out. I'm always extremely paranoid of that gutter.

@peanut2700 Another thing people don't understand is the conditioning it takes. Some of these bowlers shoot a hundred games in a weekend. A hundred games? The arm strength, stamina, and conditioning that takes is crazy. I know for a fact I couldn't do it.

@sj702 A sarcasm font would make things so much simpler :(

@chris812125 I went and looked it up a little after I posted that comment. Definitely pretty funny. Would have been funnier if I understood it beforehand, lol. Thanks, though. Appreciate it.

Insert overly tedious comment about the need to sleep/do homework/get a life because of Ellen videos.

@maxpowers518 +5 points for you.

@KaoskrewPB 100k+? A teacher? Haha, yeah, okay...

@GNRule123 I laughed pretty hard at that too.

@thelochness2000 Damn it...now I have to go find and watch that episode...

Awesome "wingman" pickup. He's getting laid.

2:52. The laughing black guy made me lose it. I was laughing so hard I cried.

@eseoficial Inception Cops. Intense.

@discipleofhoudini Theatre. I was never in a fraternity because it wasn't really my scene. Trying to make it as an actor (and failing miserably thus far). Doing the whole shebang: serving at a restaurant to pay bills and trying to find acting work as much as possible :)

"Dog has been deployed, dog is after the suspect, dog has captured the suspect, and dog has the suspect on the ground"...that was a five second timeframe. I'm officially impressed.

@AXIS12FALCON He tried to wrestle the dog. He failed.

As he's trying to break the cuffs, "We appreciate your cooperation now". I lost it at this point.

I've seen the entire clip before and I think his name is Mike or something like that. He starts to tense up when the cop on our right here grabs his arm. He starts to yank on the cop and then they taze him. It really goes to show just how effective they are because he tenses up, he's a big guy an...

@69IsWin I was really hoping he was going to turn him loose too, haha

@OminousBurden I think she thought she was just doing an interview about how much she loves Justin Bieber for the Ellen Show. I some good, young actresses, but there is no way in hell she was acting when he showed up at the door to her room. Absolutely no way.

@JEFFreyScreams So glad I read this first because it got to commercials and I was already annoyed. Thanks, man!

@satchmo8628 Yep! I'm jealous as hell. I really do wish I could grow a beard like this... :(

@RobertGary1 But yes, I agree. Much respect to this woman for courage! :)

@BiffKansas Truer words have never been spoken.

Brutality? Nope. Justice.

@samh65 Amen to that.

"Ghetto hood sabers are modified to stay on" Best. Annotation. Ever.

@1903Jefferies Leland had really good halfguard. The guy wasn't going to land anything significant at that point anyways. But I understand where you're coming from. But since Leland has some MMA experience, he had numerous choices once he was in that halfguard.

@kidchoco Whoa whoa whoa...let's not be rash about Mr. Norris here...

@JayhawkJazzy Never mind, I was wrong. But still, good on him :)

@Alxmir23 A douche. That's who :)

He's done this before... "I ain't got nothing on me"...

That is a Civil War era mustache right there.

@MrSilentInstrument Was thinking the exact same thing...

After his knocked him to the ground, he didn't jump in and try to make it worse. He followed him to the gate, told him to get up if he wanted to, and the guy left. It's rare to find this kind of class in a moment when there is absolutely no alternative but to fight.

@HannahSaysHey99 Hahaha!! I haven't laughed out loud at a comment in a long time but for some reason, this had me crying I laughed so hard.