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"I must break you" apparently was meant for the bottles behind the bar.

I agree that the original ending was better and drove the moral of the story home, but damn, I love the musical score from this one.

Hakuna matata was one of the most dangerous levels in that game. No worries, my ass.

@amitchameides Maybe there were microbes and fungus on him when he was a luma, so when he became a planet they evolved into goombas and other assorted nasties.

I like this game but parts of it seemed too much like the original, like the dino piranha boss and the breaking of crates with the fireb...

I agree with the Wiiviewer 100%. I love the concept but the gameplay was too clunky, a lot of my moves just weren't registering and I gave up out of frustration. I'm glad I tried it but I wish I'd rented rather than bought it.

I wish this had come out for the consoles. I loved Rocky Legends and I'm sure I would have liked this.

Each opponent engages in post-fight masturbation once you beat him. Whatever eases the pain of defeat; I don't presume to judge.

Dick Jones won't be home in time for cornflakes.

This ending is actually true to Tolkien's novels. In fact, if you turn to the last page, not only does Middle Earth explode but your copy of Return of the King will spontaneously burst into flames.

You're the same guy who framed Ben Richards in "the Running Man." Don't deny it, I know it's you!

That's too bad about your channels. I just spent the last hour going through your videos and laughing my sack off. I don't know why you're being modded; you're just having fun with movies, not trying to sell them or pass them off as your own work. By the way, this scene makes Mr. Bean look lik...

Splatman Begins

It's ok; all Doc has to do is go back in time before Marty fell, pick him up, then leave a note for his past self to do the same thing because now Marty didn't fall, then go back to the fifties...ah fuck it. Let the little bastard splatter for screwing up the space-time continuum twice in one we...

@SuperRusse99 Ich weiß nicht wie man ihn friert, aber um gegen ihn zu gewinnen, du mußt fort von ihm bleiben bis er das Feuer atmet. Du kannst warten oder ein Stein auf ihn werfen. Nachdem kannst du ihn peitschen, ziehen und schlagen. Tue das dreimal und eine Szene wird anfangen, worin er stirbt.

Schwarzenegger was playing Ivan Drago's brother, Evan Drago, coming for revenge.

Damn you, hcox! Now I'll never be able to watch Rocky shamelessly flaunting his wealth and success at the beginning of Rocky III without laughing both my buttocks off. Well done, sir.

That was sweet. The Smash Bros. and Twilight Princess elements really blended into each other well, and the use of character intros (like with Ganondorf stepping back INTO his portal) was clever. Well done!

Family Guy has copied more than just the basic premise of an overweight, alcoholic father with three kids. Take a look at the blackjack gag during the Simpsons episode when Bart gets a "big brother." Family Guy copied that almost verbatim, as well as the show at the dog track when Brian bangs a f...

Never mind. I found out his name is Sidney Miller and the episode is "The Big Chance" from February 1954. Couldn't find any clips though.