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Funny how an energetic POP-song can sound so evil once its in German.

Wow, 20 years later and I just realised it.

I got alot of the words wrong.

This is the song that brought me and my Mom a little closer...

Thats Talent right there.

Not everyone can come up with something so original.

So your character isn't inspired by Spiderman, based on Spiderman or even an Originial concept.

Its just a flat out Copyright Infringement?

Very Creative.

Wow, you're really talented to create a character that someone else has already created.

Admission Rule No. 40 Passage 10 Section-11

Asian GPA must be above and beyond in order to keep students WHITE.

Part II - GPA Asian students must be hot.

Admission Rule No. 40 Passage 10 Section-12

White admissions must have decent or average GPA.

Admission Rule No. 40 Passage 10 Section-13

White...

@HisEmptyHouse I'm just saying, people get sick of the opposite SEX but don't want to be alone. And I find it hard to believe that so many Homosexuals had problems with the opposite sex and THEN say they were born Gay.

There's is ONE sure fire way to make sure you are not a Cop.

Close eyes and suck this thing feels like a rubber hose.

What level did he get the quesadilla maker?

@angadmishr yea, clearly Nintendo was not being Innovative when they chose to go with a Motion Wand than going HD, like Sony and Microsoft. Oh wait... Playstation Move and Xbobx Kinect, where did they get those ideas from?

I know... DUH!

Welcome to the real world, kids.

(Baton Smack!)

hmmm...

I'm trying this out now.

They will only Legalize it if there is a Popular Celebrity living in that State.

Welcome to America!

Now get down on your hands and Knees with your ass in the air.

Time to pay your Taxes.

You know what I wanna see in a Planet of the Apes Movie.

Human roles replaced by Apes.

Ape cops hunting down Ape Crooks.

or just a Gorilla with a Huge machine Gun hunting Humans in the Jungle.

Thats role-reversal.

Have they ever done a fight scene where there was an equal Number of Heroes VS an Equal Number of Villians. Its just a HUGE fight scene with one-on-one fights going on everywhere in the same room. They do it tons of times in the Comic Books, but I don't remember seeing one in the Live-Action Mov...

Look out, its an Iran Nuke.

Its basically a Trash Can with very Stinky Garbage Juice.

Oh my God... It has Dirty Diapers!

Evacuate the City, I see Corn in those diapers!

Any other oraphis besides the Vagina is not sex.

Hanging out with your Guy-Friend is not Gay.

Huffing Cleaners are not Drugs.

LOL

1:55 "and that's Possum."

Send him to jail, let him get fucked up by the crimminals he put away.

If she had said "a WHITE MAN did it!"

Thats more believable. Probably woulda bought her a few more minutes to keep her story together...

Black Dolphins can Dub some more lines and no one will care about the Animation.

What I don't understand is...

Ultimate Alliance 1 was on PS2 and had 140 characters.

In PS3 (next GEN system) Ultimate Alliance 2 only 23!?... 23?! Twenty-Three!?

Back in those days everything was very accurate and discriptive, why cause they had Rum.

Why would you pay money for this movie?

This is how you handle a Bad Grade in College: Show off those Boobs!

We need Guns because less people will disagree with you.

Everyone will agree with the guy who has the biggest Gun, at least until someone with a bigger gun comes along.

You can have prayer breaks and smoke breaks, but what about those people who don't do either. What do they get? Masterbation Breaks?

Why don't you just lock them in a 5-sqft cage.

Electrify the cages.

Feed them gruel.

Use a firehose to clean them at once.

...and since capital Punishment so costly, just shot them.

Think of all the Money you would save to line your own pockets with. Not your pockets, but your congressmens'. C...

You have to remember that your bodies don't belong to you, they belong to GOD. Therefore they belong to the Church.

And everyone knows that whatever the Church wants you to do with you body is perfectly ok.

Just ask the Choir Boys. They learned from a young age that Church isn't about learning ...

We hired you for your inteligence and.... LOL who are we kidding?

Que the porno music!

About time...

You can suck only SO much Milk from the cow, but what FOX didn't realise was that Cow's been dead for 5 seasons now and thats not milk they've been sucking out.

its funny...

Black Girl goes missing... No one cares.

Asian Girl goes missing... No one cares.

Hispanic Girl goes missing... was she hot? No? No one cares...

Pretty White girl goes missing...

Entire American Police force shows up!

News networks from other countries land.

Hollywood immediatly...

alot of these women are well over 30's, yet I'd watch them dance more than the young, white blonde ones here in America.

If he was WHITE, they'd give him a re-trial and just Life.

But since he's a Black man, execute him so he'll shut up and the Cops can look like heroes.

@TrueTacticia Blue = Cops/police

With several more memorable FF games out there, with a much LARGER fanbase and Cult following.

Why are they remaking this?

Titus was one of the most annoying lead characters ever.

I wanna join this Fundamentalist Church.

Cause I have this crazy Urge to Rape underage girls and I know the Church will help me cover it up and make me the hero.

This way the church can have new members from State prisons and a harem women who willing to hide their rapes and assaults, simply caus...

If a Girl is addicted PORN, dosen't that make her FUCKING HOTTER?

Think of all stuff she's seen and imagined... That is worth a DInner and a Movie.

You know how turn another woman into a lesbien?

Talk shit about her man.

Easier to Hate someone than to understand and compromise.