A black man walked into a bar and sat down. A white man said: Colored people aren't allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir,...when I was born, I was BLACK.
When I grew up, I was BLACK.
When I'm sick, I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold, I'm BLACK.
When I die, I'll be BLACK.
But, you sir,
When you are born, you're PINK.
When you grow up, you're WHITE.
When you're sick, you're GREEN.
When you go in the sun, you will turn RED.
When you're cold, you will turn BLUE.
When you die, you will turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?...
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: You want me to leave?
He: No. I dare to not even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course. Lots and Lots!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you asking me?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will you ever hit me?
He: Are you crazy? Of course not!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling
now read it backwards

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These words match with me:
Introverted, intelligent, persevering, creative, conscious, neat, quiet.....etc. :P
I don't believe in God, I believe in Science.
My favorite subjects are English & drawing.
I'm very good at dancing, especially Tap Dancing. Bowling is my sport.....highest score till now is 232.
Ok.......That's enough about me.