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I can't decide which is the best pants-pissing scene in TV history: this one, or Freddie Rumson pissing his pants before a big meeting on "Mad Men."

These Dr. Tongue sketches seem to be anticipating the terrible trend in movies now of trying to make people feel better about paying too much to see awful movies by putting some stupid 3D effects in them. I'd rather see "Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses" than most of these 3D movies out now.

I have a feeling the American Humane Society did not monitor this movie to make sure no animals were harmed.

I absolutely love that all the cities mentioned in this song would probably be about the *least* accommodating to the homeless in California.

@girlygirl850 Yeah, it's "Bart the Fink." Bart gets a checking account, then hits upon a scheme to get Krusty's autograph by sending him a check, then getting the cancelled check back. When it comes back with a rubber-stamped endorsement from this shady Cayman Islands bank, Bart goes back to th...

I love that Phyllis Diller and Jamie Farr had to pretend they didn't get it, but Jaye P. Morgan totally acknowledged the joke. "You know, that's how I started." LOL

I love that such a total crazy psychopath has a name like "Clarence Boddicker" and looks like he should be selling insurance somewhere.

Holy fuck boys, i think I just saw three dirty-ass bears coming this way!

Gotta love a song that correctly uses the word "parthenogenesis", and manages to not sound awkward as hell doing so.

This song brings out the creepiness that kind of lays under the surface of the original. if in Campbell's version, the Wichita Lineman is a guy separated from his love by his work, in this version, Stipe makes him sound like a creep using his access to the phone lines to stalk someone. Amazing ...

Seriously, if you don't like Motorhead, I don't believe that I can be your friend.

My favorite part of the ceremony was when he decided he wanted to see the Queen naked, and so all of her clothes fell off. And she was scrabbling around trying to get them on again, but before she could get her knickers on, he'd seen everything. He'd seen it all.

Dave Foley saying "I don't hear you farting" might be one of the single funniest things I've ever sen.

She'll be appearing all next week in the Uncanny Valley Lounge.

I wish to file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau about this car dealership. I took part in the "challenge pissing" contest, and I am certain that I urinated well over 6 feet in the air and did not get wet. When I brought this to the attention of the salesperson, he told me to perform ...

I love how a psycho is strolling through a neighborhood, and the police response is to send a grand total of 3 cars -- especially since a cop has been killed. In real life, they'd mobilize everything they've got -- armored vehicles, dozens of cars, helicopters, everything. They'd send out the S...