Jak the Wuffle

@CrimsonRaven47

Yet to your dismay you somehow stumbled on this video. You poor poor bastard.

364 people are not down with the sickness, surround by 11,779 zombies... Wonder who will win?

@SolusInNightmares

I go to walmart late at night/early morning, betweenmidnight and 4am, when there is no one in the store really. If you're a solo-suiter with a non-suit friend, i'd recommend this. if you have more friends though, either suiting or not, then going earlier might work. it just de...

@heymrk

True... We shall never see Captain Jean-Luc Picard captain the Enterprise D in all it's glory in that universe, because by that time he shalll have realized what a crock of shit the Federation has turned into, and instead join his brother in thier Wine Vinyard in France, and become Jean-...

@nobodyshearing

same. :>

@NakedGiob

WHOA WHOA WHOA... Then WTF made RA3? D:

I have yet to play it, looks like they didnt change much except add more Navy...

Very well done sir!

@GeneralMastiff

Dude, there's nothing sick about a tiger playing Still Alive in a costume. It's actually all YOU people who think that thier definition of furry is the right one, so you lump every single person together. I am not denying that yeah dude, there ARE sick freaks within the furry fan...

@farbrorpuh

NO, that person is a troll? Shit, and here i thought they were a disillusioned pre-teen confusing real life and video games. Oh well. :>

@MultiColt

Don't correct you how you type? I don't think most people care about punctuation or capitalization anymore, but come on... thay isn't a word. ment is meAnt, tern is a bird. Please don't reproduce, you'll be doing the world a favor. Oh sorry, I mean "plese dont have kids u be doin the ...

Just place the device on the ground, then assume the Party Escort Submission Position, and a Party Representative will be with you shortly.

@BMWM3GTRLOVER

To add to MrTh1rteen's thorough description, he is also the founder of Aperture Labs.

Searching for info about J.K. , guess he had a voice over in portal2, then found he is indeed the Farmer's insurance Professor guy, and back to Spider Man. Agreed with everyone, I will not watch the garbage tey want to call the Spiderman reboot if they don't at least recast J.k. They either stop ...

@nrxoxo9

YEEEEEEES... x.x

Heh, this makes me laugh Takei-fully! I support this. :3

@vinicius481

no problem. ;)

i found a video just like this, with this song... BUT it was not the orignial song featured in the game. it was a worse sounding remake.

@toolfangirl

make what stuff?

@LabelMeHappi

Stop portraying women what? You didn't finish that sentance...

@Trubadidudei

Oh I'm sure that it was hard, hell, i could barely see some of the stuff he pulled off, had to rewind several times, and then i was loike "holy shit" amazed. But my point is that taking advantage of glitches to make it from one end of the game to the other as fast as you can, isn't...

WHOA... Epic Death... running on fire, take some cops out... love it. :D

NIPPLE BLINDNESS!

OMFG "Powdered Toast Man!"

It's LOG! It's LOG! It's big, its heavy its WOOD! It's LOG! It's LOG! It's better than bad, its GOOD!"

@ClassicCartoonsGuy

It's right before the video starts, it loads an ad. It normally only does it on sponsored user's videos, but now I'm getting thme on just random videos. Are you a sponsor or in another country? (not USA?) this is frustrating, hate how they keep selling out...

You should change the name to LITERAL translation, not "real", becuase this isn't the real translation. I was serching for the actual german to english tranlation, and while yours is funny, im pissed cause it was the only video of this in the search results...