About this user
Just bought a Suzuki DRZ400SM. Love it, tons of fun. Too bad that RI is being rained on so I can't ride!! plus I need to get it registered then I'll be all set!
"To be old and wise, you have to be young and stupid."
"From Now On If Anyone's Gonna Make My Girlfriend Cranky And Moody It's Gonna Be Me!"
"Aw that's so sweet."
"Shut up, Bitch"
"Asshole!"-Church and Tex
"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"-Palpatine
"Now get your seven foot two asmatic ass back here or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padamomay or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name was!"-Palpatine
"Did you skinny dip in the stupidity pond?"-Wendy Watson
"So you think you'll miss it?"
"Miss what? Your talking?"
"NO, Russia" -Anya and Dimitri
"If we don't find an antidote her heart's gonna explode like a sausage casing full of weasels"-Middleman
"Oh my pants are vibrating"
"And you expect me not to say anything to that!"-Me and Brian
"In one episode of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for a whole scene and nobody noticed."
"Chuck Norris keeps a horde of trained bees under his beard to let loose at a moment's notice."
"You seem nervous, do you want a sedative?"-Cameron Phillips
"Freak. Weirdo. Kook. Oddball. Crackpot. Strange duck. Weird potatoe. Nut. I've been reading the dictionary. I don't sleep."-Cameron Phillips
"Wow. Is this your car?"
"No, it belongs to the guy that I killed and stuffed in the trunk."-Morris and Cameron Phillip
Age
23
Country
United States
Occupation
motorcycle tech
Interests
reading, writing stories, motorcycles and anything with a motor, and laughing at stupid people.
