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I'm very working class. My girlfriend comes from a very upper middle class - North London Mumsnet fanatic middle class. Her sister would never have considered me as a potential candidate for a relationship. Her mum also was very reluctant to accept me into the family - she was very condescending ...

Israel isn't in Europe???

@migbadrule What happened to Haagan Dazs?

*right under your nose.

@TherealMrChristophel Actually, America joined the Second World War after Pearl Harbour (which was Japan, not Germany) and declared war on Japan and Germany before they declared war on them. But I vehemently agree with your sentiment.

Of course it isn't a student. It's Santa.

Are you just going to ignore the "Rober Wagner as Tony's father possible murderer" and the Robert Wagner in real life possible murderer" parallel? The episode was too hard to watch knowing that he might be an actual killer or at least a conspirator to a murder! How could you ignore that!

Ich bin in England fur Universitat weil es besser dann deutsche Universitat ist. Die deutsche Zimmer mogen besser als Englische Zimmer aber die Bildung ist nicht so gut auf Deutschland.

They never do explain how he does that. One of life's greatest mysteries.

Come on! Don't you completely fall in love with Herc and Carver when they start to hide under the car. Adorable!

He sounds a little too much like McNulty here.

'You do not get to win, shitbird: we do."

'Marlo does not get to win: we get to win."

I was so sure that it said "Ellen's not a big cock" in the credits that I had to watch them three times.

Slight double take at the 'How about a handjob?' LOVE POOT!

Ich liebe Tokio Hotel! Die ist so einpragsam!

How did Ana go automatically to head hair?

And then when someone opens the door, your baby's head becomes flatter so that you can fit it in your suitcase! Even more convenient!

Are there never any thin, pretty guests which are chosen? Or does Ellen make a point of only choosing fat/middle aged guests to play the games?

They didn't do anything with it, though! It just happened and was never mentioned again! Ziva was talking about quitting - they have to address this at some point. Just another reason why the spin-off tops the original. That, and LL Cool J.

Santa Clauses are in everyone's front garden at Christmas!!! Who gets worked up about Christmas decorations? "Oh, you fairy lights are affecting my property values." Really, Ana? Really? Complaining about Santa is like complaining about people being too happy.

Funny Pants would be such a hit!

The thing is...she might not be joking about the envelope of money.

How much money does the show have to be able to afford all that?