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Oh, they don't make you that shit in your school, too? What is the actual point of signing your homework diary when your parents don't give a shit about homework?

Don't worry, bro. I know that feel well...

@DaMaster012 Meanwhile, at Red Base...

Simmons: So, what you're telling me is that this Pinkie Pie is unpredictable and a danger to anyone she comes into contact with?

Twiilght: Pretty much.

Simmons: I have to warn Sarge! If he gets Pinkie, both Red and Blue will be doomed!

Twilight: But, I th...

@TheEternalOtaku Unless she has a glass stomach, we're fine.

Although, she is Pinkie, so it could be possible. I'd keep a safe distance away from her, and carry an umbrella in the event that she explodes.

You've had a part of your anatomy removed magically by a malicious god of chaos, rendering you unable to cast magic. What should you do?

A. Try to get said part back.

B. Try to attack said god of chaos physically.

> C. Trot on the spot and scream.

D. Think about what would Celestia do.

E. Ca...

@TheKitsuneBlue Did you not learn from Lesson Zero? That's a very bad idea.

@Resurrectedfantasy No pockets.

Toei Animation must be stopped... no matter the cost...

*cue The Touch*

Resistance is futile.

Looks almost identical to how he defeated the Cell Juniors.

Only Celestia can vanquish the horrible night.

So, you like to play Castlevania?

@saph2104 Odd, seeing as how most top comments on kyrospawn's videos deliberately read far too deeply into this show, and the top comment at the time I posted that comment was an analysis of comments on a kyrospawn video.

My reaction to the ending of MGS4.

And yes, I did turn temporarily into a red stallion just so I could cry s'more.

Now, I just need to figure out how to make it permanent...

Is Cell gonna have to absorb a bitch?

He's so obsessed with jelly, it crawls up his face when he smiles.

THAT'S DEDICATION RIGHT THERE.

@xbadninjax Gilda's been playing to much Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, methinks.

@nigahiga68 Aww, don't make me think about Guitar Hero. It makes me rage at Activision every time for axing it.

@zachdavis790 She is the Element of Honesty. Lying for her is like Pinkie Pie resisting the urge to break the 4th Wall. It isn't going to end well...

Cell exploded twice in DBZ.

An interesting story.

@shelby4369 Whenever I read that rhyme, I always think of the Dead Space version.

Fitting, when you consider the psychotic undertones Pinkie displays.

Obligatory NC reference, ACTIVATE!

'It's like he's orgasming at the end of every sentence.

"Ooh, that's it, lower, lower, LOWER... oh that's delicious!"'

Zecora: Take a look at this miserable ass,

who replaces his toupee with a lump of grass.

"No, Pinkie, for the last time, you're not coming to our world! You have rather... obsessive fans over here."

@SuperMissile Kefka VS Trixie:

Trixie: Anything you can do, I can do better!

Kefka: I see a poser!

Why do people complain about sex jokes, anyway? It's not like MLP is some melting pot of innuendo. You can make a sex joke out of anything.

Hehe, 'make out'.

If you look carefully at this scene, Pinkie is noticeably shorter than Fluttershy, which would indicate that she is younger, taking into account that they are all fillies and therefore still growing.

The detail in this show is awe-inspiring.

Fluttershy: You are already dead.

Vase: *explodes*

Hoof of the North Star

@ImmaTwilightsparklez Every Zelda game in a nutshell, more like.

Fluttershy: Sure, you can have this apple. But there's something wrong with it.

Parasprite: What?

Fluttershy: *crushes apple* It's broken.

Parasprite: Ah, you fool! Now you're just as hungry as the rest of us!

Fluttershy: Not quite. While I was visiting Earth, I picked up a new trick. I can n...

@Ozimul Everything leads back to ponies on the Internet.

Coincidentially, there's quite a large amount of pony "Imma" accounts, if you want to check them out.

And yet you're in hospital because you had a major accident while acting like 'a world-class athlete'.

Scott Morgan is an average fighter, but a BRILLIANT composer!

Nappa: Expert Midwife.

Careful Goku, he might use one of his hard punches!

Oh hai, Rarity! How's your sex life?