SPAM! your my territory now

When Call of Duty become too serious to a dude this will happen
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-You grab your boss's briefcase, open it for six seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused."

-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

-You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro

-You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies

-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!!? IT'S ALL OVER"

-You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out
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Lulz :D
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The Sad day of Zombie Slaying in CoD
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SO i was liek ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG a RAY GUN!#@!#!#@#@ IMA SO PWN ZOMBIES@!@!@@!#@!# HUR HUR DERP!

-5 Min later-

YES I PACK A PUNCH MY RAY GUN EVEN MORE AWESOMENESS#@@#!!@##@!!@##@!@!##!@!#@#@

-5 More Minutes Later-
-pewpewpewpew-

FUCK YEAH IM AWESOME!!@!@#!#@!#@
OH SHT IM LATE FOR WORK :O
OPPZ I DID IT AGAIN D;

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