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Nina Conti at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala for Oxfam Australia. Please donate to Oxfam Australia on 1800 034 034 or www.ox...
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Nina Conti at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala for Oxfam Australia. Please donate to Oxfam Australia on 1800 034 034 or www.oxfam.org.au For more Gala clips: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=J...
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Des Bishop at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala for Oxfam Australia. Please donate to Oxfam Australia on 1800 034 034 or www.ox...
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Des Bishop at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala for Oxfam Australia. Please donate to Oxfam Australia on 1800 034 034 or www.oxfam.org.au For more Gala clips: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=J...
Lyrics provided by madworld456 :
Throw your hands like this don't be afraid I know your in the princess theatre but you might as well let it go Here we go I might mess it up but who cares
Well before the Brtis before the convicts William Janz came from Holland in 1606 Saying yeah es torrez found the ways that were skinny between Queensland and Papua New Guinea Give ME Give Me land Europeans scheming and dreaming Tasman discovered land named after Van Diemen and also New Zealand in 1642 with the 17th century not even half way through And 1770 things were changed forever Captain Cook had a look on board the Endeavor better late than never Phillip thought that Sydney was great 1788 NSW would be the state 26 of january was the actual date
751 convicts among the freight the colony grew slowly there among the rocks Black fellas died in numbers exposed to small pox William Bligh from Rebellion then Macquarie the people said he favored the fallen over the free Flinders wrote of a trip to Terra Australis So Australia is what they'd call all this
Convicts got free for jobs because they chose not to rob Pre settlers made Adelaide because they were snobs Victoria the place to be in 54 there was problems with g-o-l-d As the miners were looking for licences that were cheaper Somebody got murdered in a hotel called Eureka now the future looked bleaker The hotel went alight the matters lead to stockade the Southern Cross to flight In the 1870s bushrangers were deadly the authorities and Ned Kelly were not really friendly but outlaws in Australia get remembered as groovy Who the hell is Redmond Barry Ned Kelly got a movie
Federation White Australia policies only Europeans no more Chinese please Melbourne and Sydney thought the capital should be there So they put the A.C.T in the middle of nowhere Over there the 20 th century tragedy came to ozzies in Gallipoli as those Anzacs Came under attack and 8000 of those brave diggers never came back
Come on don't be afraid to like give a little bit back yeah its your history Edmund Barton was your first prime minister but you know that cause it was in a TV commercial
last verse here we go
You got the depression from America and that was crap You sent them Farlap but they never sent him back Then the bombing of Darwin from the Japanese Fear of Commies under Robert Menzies Populate or perish, procreate to survive And Melbourne over 100, 000 Greeks arrive Border ??? are fonder, white Australia's a goner Harold Holt drowned, they built a swimming pool in his honour The Vietnam and Conscription, Labor under Whitlam Land rights for blacks back in the political system For tourism promotion you sent the Yanks Paul Hogan They come in droves expecting a land to be loaded with bogans To many political backers, the Liberals speak about battlers The media gets controlled by Rupert Murdock and Packer ??An increase?? in immigration, Hanson creates the one nation Howard ignores years of the stolen generation Kevin Mandarin Rudd has to stop the recession The economies in a mess and going down the shi shao gen But he said the thing that people find the hardest to say when he said sorry on his very first day Yeah ! Oh
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Denise Scott at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala for Oxfam Australia. Please donate to Oxfam Australia on 1800 034 034 or www....
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Denise Scott at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala for Oxfam Australia. Please donate to Oxfam Australia on 1800 034 034 or www.oxfam.org.au For more Gala clips: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=J...
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Hannah Gadsby at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala for Oxfam Australia. Please donate to Oxfam Australia on 1800 034 034 or www...
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Hannah Gadsby at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala for Oxfam Australia. Please donate to Oxfam Australia on 1800 034 034 or www.oxfam.org.au For more Gala clips: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=J...
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ive subcribed
-rhys
its just mine thats not working
xx
just check
but i looked at a lot of them and there is no audio and they stop after exactly 2 secs
i could be wrong
i was kicking myself for a week when i missed it on tv
Cheers!
i wanted to watch a few of them again. ty! xDD