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@littlenaitch2: Good thing I wore my asbestos underwear.

@dandyky: don't worry about that little bit of red. It's just the cherry on a long, green cigarette.

Spot on as usual, Rob.

@sillygoose253: I think the Dave Matthews band was playing in the studio next door and the bassist just kinda wandered over.

Who could possibly like this video? Seriously?

Don't worry about those few dislikes ... they're barely the glowing cherry on the end of a long, green cigarette.

@xgex1816: Don't worry about those few dislikes ... they're barely the glowing cherry on the end of a long, green cigarette.

Dude! You snuck up behind somebody and applied a rear-naked choke until the guy passed out while your friend got in a few more shots on a helpless person. In case you're not aware, a rear-naked choke compresses the carotid artery, which carries oxygen-rich blood to the brain. You do it too long, ...

Great song! (But those pleated khakis were very ill-advised.)

Well, the drunk guy's recap was pretty much spot on.

My favorite Maiden song of all time!

What an overly-aggressive asshole with no concern for the woman's body language and mannerisms, which all SCREAM "get the fuck away from me!"

Say what you want about her racism, she still has a sweet pair of tits.

@onblock7: any one of those lovely ladies would do in a pinch, I suppose.

@LegateTeran: the album is supposed to drop in February; but I think the Mules are missing a golden opportunity to pre-sell the song on iTunes. I know I'd buy it.

Love your music Dave, especially your cover of Living After Midnight; but here is where you and I must part ways, politically speaking. I won't hold it against you that you drank the Kool-Aid, though ... most people in the entertainment industry have. LOL

Who LARPs as Inspector Gadget? I mean, really!

@msnix863: Thanks!

@ohmphthschwrhu: No, silly. Stonehenge was likely built by aliens visiting earth.

Bring a pair of pliers next time and you can cut the hook in half, too, which will help it to rust out of the fish's mouth quicker.

You suck with a net and your friends are idiots.

It's a bowfin, also known as a "dogfish" because it starts "barking" when you take it out of the water for too long.

Was that a Red-Tailed Cat, or a RTC x TSN hybrid?

@patrickedmund: 57 juvenile delinquents, that's who.

Frankly, I could give a shit less that Halford is gay ... or that he wore that atrocious outfit. Judas Priest ROCKS and this is my favorite song!

Well played, Otaku. Domo.

But did you get the little bastards?

A ringcard girl in blue jeans. What's the point?

@crazyclimber80: Do you know what a Google search is? Or a YouTube search, for that matter? LOL

I haven't talked to my ex-wife in over 13 years because she cheated on me. How the fuck this knucklehead can sit there and have a conversation with this crazy bitch after she tried having him killed is beyond me!

@houdini6100: Methinks they're a bit old to join the service now. LOL Can you dig it?

@JReid0861: Highly likely! LOL

@FightMang36: Ummm ... Cope has decades of "switching it up," bro.