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This is a poem I wrote for Johnny Depp:

His hair
His eyes
His toned-ass thighs
His charm
His wit
Everybody loves it
From being called a cry-baby
To having scissors for hands
Johnny Depp rules these lands
From murder in Sleepy Hollow
To selling cocaine
Johnny Depp knows how to play the game
He's been a swashbuckling pirate
And a candy-making cad
He's been the worst director you've ever had
He's sliced a few throats
And even sang a few notes
He's robbed a few banks
And even walked a few planks
And he deserves special thanks
For doing so very well
Like we all new he could
Because with a name like Johnny Depp
It has to be good!

Johnny Depp Quotes:

"Am I a romantic? I've seen Wuthering Heights ten times. I'm a romantic."

"As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too."

"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do."

"I may have a feather duster down my pants."

"I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something."

"I'm not sure I'm adult yet."

‎"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second."

"If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color."

"If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me."

"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all."

"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for."

"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing."

"The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or 'airplane food."

"There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love."

"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

"With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying."

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