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i'm not asian, i'm off-white!
rule number 1: don't fall in love with me.
My name is Jen. JOGO stands for Jenny Oh Great One. Yes, people called me Jogo for a while because I was awesome. Now... now I'm just Jenny. I'm 21 years old, single and not looking, and a pair of pants. What? I can't answer that. Hold on, let me transfer you to my associate who occasionally eats paper for fun. Huh? Okay. Thank you for holding. So, I study at the University of Toronto for Visual Studies and Architectural Design. I am pretty amazing in Mathematics because I'm asian. But this doesn't also mean that I can play piano. You're a racist! Someone came to my house today and told me that God was a woman and that I should go to church. I said 'sorry, I have to go to work'. Then, I shot her with my .44 caliber and dragged her into my washing machine. I have been sober since March 2nd, 2008 and I am proud of it. I secondhand smoke all my friends' cigarettes. Just kidding, I have no friends. I have been completely celibate since January and I guess that is why I am this way. Whatever way it is. That way? Yes, sure. I am suffering from withdrawal. Don't ever leave me, please. In early January, my grandma died and my parents got divorced. Then I lost my boyfriend in a car crash. And by car crash I mean he left me for someone else (which is worse than him dying). I started making more youtube videos to distract myself. I got so distracted I forgot how to control my bowels and now I'm always shitting. When I was little, I thought asscheeks were bags of poop. It made sense because boobies were bags of milk. I don't understand a lot of things but I do know one thing for sure-- blood is not a good lubricant. But enough about you. My name is Jenny and I am your biological mother. I want to hold you tell you I love you. I'll also tell you that you need to shower more and I'll probably ask you why you're naked. You are too far from the shower to use it as an excuse. But it's okay. Sometimes, you just have to be naked. I still accept you as a person. Oh right, and that guy you're leaning against is dead. The end. Just kidding. Okay, now is the end.
download! http://www.reverbnation.com/jogo
lyrics! http://believethethingstheysayaboutme.blogspot.com
tweet! http://www.twitter.com/uhhexcuseme
sticky! http://www.stickam.com/jogo
jenny! http://www.myspace.com/jennyohgreatone
jogue! http://www.myspace.com/jogue
ƒacebook! http://www.facebook.com/JOGOMUSIC
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