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Lyrics by Ray Johnson
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Lyrics by Ray Johnson
Beat by Mixscape
***LYRICS***Girl, I know you left me, but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up. It's been a while since we last spoke, but I need another chance. Can you give me that? 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.
I wanna be your man again, But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston. And I know you said you'd never call, But girl, you ain't seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. (repeat)
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started. They're so damn big. How big are they? They're so big. It's really obnoxious. It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers. They're so big. I can't hold 'em back. Even Cartman's like, man those are fat. They're so big. They're run over your feet. That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle, when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy. In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel. I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back, 'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. (repeat)
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin', but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean. And when the sun's right, it might cause A total solar eclipse of my balls. 'Cause these things are where it's happenin', and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again. Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
I got what you need. And you'd said you'd never call, But girl you ain't seen these balls.
I wanna be your man again, But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston. And I know you said you'd never call, But girl, you ain't seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls. (repeat)
I told you you'd be back. You must've forgot. You must've had Ballzheimer's.
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Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson, Wax, and Big Rob http://bit.ly/fMshLz
Beat By Ray Johnson
***SONG LYRICS*** It was a weekend, and you can't stop Us from going to the local dance spot. Instead of drinking imported beers, Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.
We popped the top. We know what was in it. Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it. Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic. I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.
Then the room filled with colors and shapes, And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes. Oh snap! And what made it worse Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.
Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass. He passed some gas and it snapped in half. Yo Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.
Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus. I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick. These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.
Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are. Cry directly in this jar. I will drink it at the bar. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before. I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. (DeeJay falls asleep and snores) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!" He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.
I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo. I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo. I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange. Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things.
Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are. Cry directly in this jar. I will drink it at the bar. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed. The DJ playing my favorite tracks. Waitress asked, what can I bring you. I said the most expensive thing on the menu.
She came back with a glass of liquid. I said, I asked for something different. This looks like a normal beer. She said, no it's Orphan Tears.
Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is, Whole club looking like a forest. DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus. Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.
I tried to run to the bathroom but when I did I felt a vacuum suction. Pulling me back slow Dance floor turned into a black hole.
Spinning around horribly. Feeling like Dorothy. Woke up and was still at home. Orphan Tears got us in the zone.
Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are. Cry directly in this jar. I will drink it at the bar. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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