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@TheDarkVideos

Kinda good. But Gears of War is a very depressing game, therefore you should have had something depressing to go with the video.

@g3rtr0x

this dude is hilarious, lol.

When this video just came out I didn't understand what they meant and believe it or not, I just remembered this video when my friend told me to, quote: "Just Fuckin' Masturbate!" lol.

@Outlander2015

Don't understand why they treat Meg like dog shit she aint that bad, is she? Except all her psychological problems...

BTW if the thumbnail of the video had Lois in real life I bet you'd get plenty more views, giggity.

@MUIprodigy

-_-

@FARTBLAST100

They want to kill each other - the Covenant declares Humanity Heretics - ones who do not follow another religion. So they fight each other, humans are loosing. They hug 'cause they know they are going to die so they set aside their differences and hug ^^

Of the ass grab thing... ...

@Swholli

OBVIOUSLY it was fake; it's from part one. I just don't understand why people would dislike when they KNOW it's fake. What they wanna bash the guy?

@MultiDroski

I was expecting to get rick rolled, lol. Anyway, I was imagining chief's face to be menacing or complete badass like with the scar you mentioned and a lock of hair like a punk or something. Oh well.

@m8ko

Dammit can ANY of the people commenting me take a joke? Can't ANY of you??

@AdamShahsWorld

Why would you buy an Alien-ware in the first place genius? Did you even look at any reviews or the specs it has compared to other computers? Shows how much some people know... I didn't even bother watching - because of the dislikes.

@carfenaticman123

Why waste the money when you can get an official Windows for less - and just the same? That would just be a major loss.

@M3G4M0VI3S

Mac-book... CHEAPEST? When? On the Internet of course but people do not like shopping on-line. Some of these are NOTE-BOOKS, not really in the exact category as a laptop. Anyway, I believe Sony VAIO should be number one. Is this mostly opinionated or did you actually do a little r...

I dare you TO laugh...

@skiny998

Don't mention it man, it's the least I can do.

No matter how many times I watch this I still manage a chuckle.

Possibly the smartest thing Patrick has EVER said.... 0.0 Well said Pat.

"Never touch a fat boys candy" Well, it's true, lol.

God Bless the U.S. and Our Allies. God Bless them all.

Ahh... I simply admire sniper rifles such as these.

@papafreshly

The hell was that at the beginning??

@Barricade2091

U MAD BRO?!?!? lol, really love how n00bs these days complain and talk shit to people just because THEY don't know how to play. Me, I can fuckin beast just with pistols and grenades along (snub that is ;) )

DON'T PLAY THE F*CKIN GAME IF YOU DON'T HAVE SKILLS, SIMPLE AS THAT. So leave your rants out of the game guys.

@llXFinalFantasYXll

Got some mad skills there man. Good job.

Locust are better. Covies are just more powerful with their tech and such so they would destroy the Locust. If I had to choose It would be Locust.

@NikoRaptis

-_- Gears of War and Unreal Tournament 3. There you go.

@cruellordsoth

In terms of personality/characteristic I go for Cole.

In terms of being badass I go for Cheif, but then agian, Cole is badass too. Soooo I would just go with the Train all the way baby WHOO!!

That's what I say when we have a test....

Either way he was gonna be on a wiener..... */*

Anyway I can get this as my ringtone?

Manliest fuckin oik I ever heard....

@Masterjohn360

how long it took u to make that stuff?

@sakura45674

Or

R: Rogue

A: Anal

A: Assault

M: Monster

@DoctorNub

I wish I could, but sadly.... I DON'T HAVE LIVE! Shame..... X(

If I were to buy it (if I could) I don't think that would be a very bright idea, the new xbox is coming out soon so if that one has live (which I'm sure it would) then I'd get it, than the 360 becomes obsolete like the...

@kairiwannabe11

All of them should have survived though, they were kinda nice... especially Clay.

@thecultguy

WHERE THE FUCK IS PART 2?????????? But seriously, I think this was awesome and I want you to make MORE. Funniest part was with Minh, ROFL.

@MrPutrifyingEagor

Stop being such a dick, it's not good for your rep. Seriously, Alienware, Acer, and HP ARE shit. Only go pulling shit out of a bull's ass if it's actually a good computer, like from Dell, etc. Your ignorant, you know that?

@Jules7892

See. the thing is that that's the whole point of this war thing. People want power, money, etc. Most humans seem too ignorant to work together. Luck be with Iran, any of these poor countries and hope for peaceful negotiations and relations with all.

~Greetings from America.

CoD.....

To all the people that disliked: Did you guys seriously think this video was REAL?

Ah.... I laugh...

@kennyschoure1

You say this as fact but this is little more than opinion. "Any European army is able to crush Russia" Well I would love to watch that opinion become fact.

"And if U.S. and Russia team up (what will never happen) then you still would be easy to crush." Really? When 9 out of 1...

I was expecting like a time-lapse sort of thing...

@torturingintent

Damn, is this you; your a beast! I couldn't do that for shit, (not as good as you anyway).

@joon2222joon

What did you expect, you know it was fiction so all of you stop bitching about it. Besides, this is for entertainment so stop and enjoy it and maybe I'll give you some of my scotch, ok? ^^