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Oceandubsucks can go eat his moms dick
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JKRand0mn3ss
Style: Variety
Joined: June 04, 2008
Last Sign In: 2 hours ago
Videos Watched: 7,159
Subscribers: 23
Channel Views: 2,947
I like random things, as you can see on my name. So, I have a bunch of random videos on my list. I love Halo and have an XBox Live gamertag: M15T3R CH13F

Oh and I'd like to say one thing: THANK YOU GAMVEE!!!!!!


Anybody new who visits my channel please leave a comment so I know my videos are worth something!

But if you are a hater, please don't even try. You'll be blocked deleted, and owned, THEN place on my owned list.

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Name: Why would you want to know
Anyway...I have Halo 1 and 2 for the X-Box, and Halo 3 for the 360. I also have a Gamecube and a PS2 and I might have a Wii sometime this year.

Next to my heart is Metroid. I'm not sure which is better, Metroid and Halo. Hmmmmm. I don't know, but if Samus met the Chief that would be pretty cool.

At school I am the faster runner out of 2 classes and 3rd best of the class next to us. I am an extremely funny person so that is why I chose to make most of my videos funny.

Also, I am a hardcore Halo player, and I have been a member of X-Box Live since 10/28/07 My gamer-tag is: M15T3R CH13F crouch up and down in front of me and I'll know your a Halopedia user.


I like making sick and dirty jokes. And sometimes, I make completely random comments about things that aren't even in a conversation.

Oh yeah, did I mention I freaking hate nerfhaven.com and nerfhq.com? The admins are a bunch of gay homosexual queers that touch little children while they are sleeping.

VISIT THIS WEBSITE OR I'LL TEABAG YOU!

http://gameshop.freeforums.org /
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Teh Rules:

Credit to iamsomerandomdude

1. Spam me, I win
2. Troll me, I win
3. Say you can kick my ass, I win
4. Be a racist, I win
5. Tell me to kill myself, I win
6. Tell me I fail at life, I win
7. Temp me, I win
8. Bash on my interests, I win
9. Call me or my friends gay, I win
10. Tell shitty mom jokes, I win
11. Be under thirteen, I win, unless you don't annoy me
12. Stalk my page/comments, I win.
13. Say no one ever loved me, I win
14. Call me emo, I win
15. Make fun of my name, I win
16. Think I fail, I win
17. Make an imposter account of me, I win
18. Tell me to give you my address, I win
19. Remove my comments, I win
20. Think you own when you don't, I win
21. Block me, I win
22. Make up an incest comeback, I win
23. Add me to your "List" before checking Teh Rules, I win
24. Fail to make a good comeback, I win
25. Be a dumbass on my page, I win
As far as trolling and insults go, I'll gladly take your challenge before declaring victory. After that, I win. And if you can't handle me, piss off.
26. Cuss me out randomly, I win
27. Be a raging homosexual fag, I win
28. Spam my videos with hate comments, I win
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I ONLY REPLY BACK TO MEAN COMMENTS WHEN PROVOKED. I DON'T DO IT FIRST. JUST BECAUSE I OWNED A LOT OF PEOPLE DOESN'T MEAN I'M A SICK BASTARD. YOU ATTACK ME, I FIGHT BACK.
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NEWEST OWNED FAGGOT!

cbowes3 - Faggot who likes to pick random fights, but gets owned because his only come back is 'fuck u'

MEET THE TOP FOUR COCK SUCKERS!

1: vsboy25 - Racist mother fucking asshole, possibly one of the BIGGEST cock suckers known to man. He is his own species, beyond retarded.

2: whitepowerKKK - Redneck inbreeder who can't seem to understand that he has a small penis. His parents are redneck inbreeders to, so they all have small penises who stick them up treebranches because they can't find a girl

3: saranewyork - Blabbers incoherently about crap that never happened. Got owned really really bad by the real facts.

4: MYCOCKISHARD1 - He gets super hard when he sees redneck, whiteboy, KKK man whores giving him a lap dance. lol This dude makes me laugh.

Feel free to visit their channel, just own them with real facts. Although, the Whitepower cock sucker got banned by me. So yeeyah beetch.
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LIST OF PEOPLE I HAVE PWNED:

cbowes3
Machin2ma
Machin3ma
Machin5ma
ANTImachin1ma
Machin1masucksballs
machinimaISaFAGisGAY
Machiinima
machiminna
DigitalPh333r
DigitalQu33r
Banserki
rahgnaraken
machinimaISafag
CrownedDaemon
Machini5ma
Ryann234
ifuckinghateyou12345
cublovers
Alpraz12
crazypivott
allteir
cocklips583
hockeyrange10
Uridrium72
Debunker12
hippotoast
Ryann234
drdrew916
astroboy4961
ACDCHXC
TimBierman10C
cbowes3
SixOfCupsTarot
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City: California, living the dream (Fuck you US haters)
Hometown: Philippines - Las Pinas City (Fuck you racist fucktards)
Country: Philippines
Occupation: Student
Companies: JKRand0mn3ss Productions
Interests and Hobbies: Soccer, flag football, Nerf guns, collecting rocks and minerals, sprinting, running, PE, swimming
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Music: Ooooh! MUSIC!
Books: Ooooh! Um, er...books...
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Playlists
Halo videos
20 videos
Halo videos 20 Videos
I reuploaded my Halo experience and funny Halo related stuff, + movies from Bungie.
Stickfigure Videos
3 videos
Funny stickfigure videos that have accumulated on my to-do list.
Plasma Grenade Stick
0:10
[TRANSLATED] Plasma Grenade Stick
[TRANSLATED] Plasma Grenade Stick
thank you 360boostr
2 weeks ago 17 views JKRand0mn3ss
Marines in Iraq (stickfigure animation)
0:35
Please bear with me, my bros friend wasn't avalible so I had to voice the other ma...
3 months ago 151 views JKRand0mn3ss
This is SPARTA!!!
0:25
[TRANSLATED] This is SPARTA!!!
[TRANSLATED] This is SPARTA!!!
Damn dude, I procrastinated for so damn long. This video has been in production s...
no rating 3 months ago 35 views JKRand0mn3ss no rating
Boxed
3:34
[TRANSLATED] Boxed
[TRANSLATED] Boxed
zhalogod gets crushed by a giant crate. I laughed.
4 months ago 36 views JKRand0mn3ss
Shit People Complain About: Spiderman 3
0:46
3 stupid kids talk about Spiderman 3. This is my first time recording myself ta...
no rating 6 months ago 242 views JKRand0mn3ss no rating
Halo 3: Daredevil BLOOPERS
1:34
Shit that wasn't supposed to happen.
8 months ago 117 views JKRand0mn3ss
Halo: Last Stand
6:04
[TRANSLATED] Halo: Last Stand
[TRANSLATED] Halo: Last Stand
Humans attempt to escape from the Contagion, only to die bathed in glory.
9 months ago 398 views JKRand0mn3ss
Halo 2: A Day at the Beach
3:22
ODST's crash land after being shot down. What will become of them?!
no rating 10 months ago 77 views JKRand0mn3ss no rating
Halo 3: ODST COMBAT! + Marines too
7:25
UNSC pwns all bitches. Oh and I didn't make this
no rating 10 months ago 2,186 views JKRand0mn3ss no rating
Awesome Prank Calls
9:56
[TRANSLATED] Awesome Prank Calls
[TRANSLATED] Awesome Prank Calls
This video features the best taco bell employee EVER. In the call: Me Druox Ma...
1 month ago 27,310 views Guitarmasterx7
Awesome Electric Violin - Ed Busking Chester
7:07
Ed Alleyne-Johnson Busking Electric Violin in Chester UK - May 2006 Fantastic - T...
3 years ago 898,314 views Cognaut
Front Flip Fail
0:22
[TRANSLATED] Front Flip Fail
[TRANSLATED] Front Flip Fail
For more, visit http://failblog.org/
2 months ago 2,269,594 views failblog
Channel Comments (39)
SlashinatorX (4 hours ago)
thats why I put racists.
what about black & mexican supremists?

also I wish all the cops would be exterminated.
or at least all the fucked up laws.
IWillEatYourHappynes (1 month ago)
hi
golsu6 (1 month ago)
do i know u
DarkScionJ29 (3 months ago)
Wzzzup
SlashinatorX (4 months ago)
Oh I dont know you probably werent responding or something
Augustusdavid (4 months ago)
when you have time it would be cool if you sent me a message and told me more about yourself n' things. They say the world is a small place and in my experience too few reach out and those who do have bad experiences and never do it again.
AvEryBadApPLe (5 months ago)
awesome page
JKRand0mn3ss (5 months ago)
I thought I already did...
roberto3215623 (6 months ago)
add me on xbl ImAZombie666
JKRand0mn3ss (6 months ago)
Ooooh, okay then.
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