About this user
My mom says I'm just so awesome that I shouldn't need an introduction. I can beat most psychics in their predictions. I discovered that a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. I can read Sanskrit. I program, smoke cigarettes, and debug. - Not necessarily in that order. I can divide by zero and have played a small acting part in Do-It-Yourself home videos such as "The half-assed approach to foundation repair". I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strangely, I am ungrateful to these teachers. Years ago I discovered that against common wisdom two girls involved in a cat fight will not randomly start kissing. I drive, text , and run over small children - Simultaneously. I know that the tooth ferry does not exist. I think that if the plural of mouse is mice, the plural of spouse ought to be spice. And yet I have to find somebody to share my life with... If you are educated rather than street-smart, happy rather than content, a doer rather than a watcher, an individual rather than special, then we should talk.
Age
23
Hometown
Fayetteville NC
Country
United States
Occupation
Student/IT Admin