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RAP is just Retards Attemting Poetry
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╚══╝ if you Love Music!!
╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your channel
║═╣║║╔╣═╣if you are one of the
║║║║║╚╣║║many peoples that still
╚╩╩═╩═╩╩╝loves ROCK music!
__♥_______.♥__________
♥___♥___♥___.♥__Put this
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______..♥._______________
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put a line of hearts on your channel if you are love sick.
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Accept it Vegie freaks, Global Warming is fake.
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16 THINGS TO DO IF EVER IN A WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the toilets.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares - see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
'Why can't you people just leave me alone'?
9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME! PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "there's no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, Pikachu I choose you!!!
Repost this if you laughed... i did.
this info orginated in The yUuuniiited States Of America-Land.
You know you live in 2011 when...
♣1. You go to a party, sit down and take MyFace pics.
♣2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
♣3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MyFace/Spacebook/Twitbo/BeFace
♣4. You'd rather spend hours looking all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV & by the time you find the remote there is only 2 minutes of your programme left.
♣6. You Are Feeling Stupid Because Your looking for number 5
♣7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
♣8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
♣9. You were too busy to notice number five.
♣10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five again.
♣11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
♣12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. I did...
Copy and paste if you HATE the new YouTube layout.
CHANGE IT BACK YOUTUBE!
RAP is just Retards Attemting Poetry
╔══╗♫
║██║
║(o) ║ ♫ Put This iPod On Your Channel
╚══╝ if you Love Music!!
╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your channel
║═╣║║╔╣═╣if you are one of the
║║║║║╚╣║║many peoples that still
╚╩╩═╩═╩╩╝loves ROCK music!
__♥_______.♥__________
♥___♥___♥___.♥__Put this
_♥___♥_♥___.♥ __ heart
__♥___.v___.♥___ on your
___♥______♥___. page if
____♥____♥____ you love
_____♥__♥_____ someone
______♥.♥____.._ very much
______..♥._______________
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
put a line of hearts on your channel if you are love sick.
|.........| Put this on your
|.........| page if you have
|.....O.| ever pushed a
|.........| door that said pull.
|.........|
Accept it Vegie freaks, Global Warming is fake.
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16 THINGS TO DO IF EVER IN A WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the toilets.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares - see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
'Why can't you people just leave me alone'?
9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME! PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "there's no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, Pikachu I choose you!!!
Repost this if you laughed... i did.
this info orginated in The yUuuniiited States Of America-Land.
You know you live in 2011 when...
♣1. You go to a party, sit down and take MyFace pics.
♣2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
♣3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MyFace/Spacebook/Twitbo/BeFace
♣4. You'd rather spend hours looking all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV & by the time you find the remote there is only 2 minutes of your programme left.
♣6. You Are Feeling Stupid Because Your looking for number 5
♣7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
♣8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
♣9. You were too busy to notice number five.
♣10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five again.
♣11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
♣12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. I did...
About Me:
Hometown:
Gillingham, ENG, GBR
Country:
United Kingdom
Occupation:
Student
Companies:
BCA - British Critic Association
Interests:
Biking, swimming, eating, watching tv, driving
Movies:
TF3. fave telly programs: Top Gear & Heroes & Doctor Who
Music:
Ash, Busted, Coldplay, the Fray, Good Charlotte, Green Day, the Killers, Muse, Oasis, Pixie Lott, the Posies, Simple Plan, Stereophonics, 3OH!3, Miley Cyrus, the Veronicas .
Books:
The World according to Clarkson vol 1, 2, 3 & 4., Clarkson: Driven to distraction. May On Motors, Clarkson: On Cars
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Channel Comments
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Eoinposse
(6 months ago)
Nein mann, ich will noch nicht gehen, ich will noch ein bisschen tanzen.
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Eoinposse
(10 months ago)
There is only one good girl group/band on this planet and that is Warpaint.
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Kogrun
(10 months ago)
Hello Jake
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J4KEH4M
(11 months ago)
Lesbianism...
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Eoinposse
(11 months ago)
Justin Bieber is dating Selena Gomez.
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supercasiokid
(11 months ago)
Hope youâre having a great time where you are...I think itâs great! x
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Eoinposse
(1 year ago)
3.7 million Inbetweeners fans can't be wrong.
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Eoinposse
(1 year ago)
Mumford and Sons have got a TRIPLE PLATINUM album!
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Eoinposse
(1 year ago)
She sure was!
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Eoinposse
(1 year ago)
Mmmmm... Ellie Goulding. She makes me weak at the knees.
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