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RAP is just Retards Attemting Poetry
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this is just my channel. nothing special. just somewhere for me to store all my fave vids.
16 THINGS TO DO IF EVER IN A WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares;and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
'Why can't you people just leave me alone'?
9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME!PICK ME
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu i choose you!!!
Repost this if you laughed... i did.
this info orginated in america
You know you live in 2009 when...
♣1. You go to a party, sit down and take MyFpace pics.
♣2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
♣3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MyFpace/Spacebook/Twitbo/BeFac e
♣4. You'd rather spend hours looking all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV & by the time you find the remote there is only 2 minutes of your program left.
♣6. You Are Feeling Stupid Because Your looking for number 5
♣7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
♣8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
♣9. You were too busy to notice number five.
♣10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five again.
♣11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
♣12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
Youtube is deleting all accounts in December!
Dear Youtube users, This is a real letter from our Youtube Service Team, Robert and Angela. We are putting this because there is too much fake accounts, and robots in our Youtube community.In order to get rid of them, we are going to delete every account that did not repost this bulliten, or send this all to all of your friends in a message.
BE WELL AWARE, that if you do not send this or repost it, your account will be deleted permanately. Sorry for the incovience! By the way we added some new features on Youtube, if you you reposted, and is gratified by us, Do not change the content inside, or else you will also get deleted.
-Youtube Service Team
╔══╗♫
║██║
║(o) ║ ♫ Put This iPod On Your Channel
╚══╝ if you Love Music!!
╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗Put this on your channel
║═╣║║╔╣═╣if you are one of the
║║║║║╚╣║║many peoples that still
╚╩╩═╩═╩╩╝loves ROCK music!
__♥_______.♥__________
♥___♥___♥___.♥__Put this
_♥___♥_♥___.♥ __ heart
__♥___.v___.♥___ on your
___♥______♥___. page if
____♥____♥____ you love
_____♥__♥_____ someone
______♥.♥____.._ very much
______..♥._______________
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥
put a line of hearts on your channel if you are love sick.
|.........| Put this on your
|.........| page if you have
|.....O.| ever pushed a
|.........| door that said pull.
|.........|
this is just my channel. nothing special. just somewhere for me to store all my fave vids.
16 THINGS TO DO IF EVER IN A WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares;and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
'Why can't you people just leave me alone'?
9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME!PICK ME
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu i choose you!!!
Repost this if you laughed... i did.
this info orginated in america
You know you live in 2009 when...
♣1. You go to a party, sit down and take MyFpace pics.
♣2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
♣3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MyFpace/Spacebook/Twitbo/BeFac e
♣4. You'd rather spend hours looking all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV & by the time you find the remote there is only 2 minutes of your program left.
♣6. You Are Feeling Stupid Because Your looking for number 5
♣7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
♣8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
♣9. You were too busy to notice number five.
♣10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five again.
♣11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
♣12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
Youtube is deleting all accounts in December!
Dear Youtube users, This is a real letter from our Youtube Service Team, Robert and Angela. We are putting this because there is too much fake accounts, and robots in our Youtube community.In order to get rid of them, we are going to delete every account that did not repost this bulliten, or send this all to all of your friends in a message.
BE WELL AWARE, that if you do not send this or repost it, your account will be deleted permanately. Sorry for the incovience! By the way we added some new features on Youtube, if you you reposted, and is gratified by us, Do not change the content inside, or else you will also get deleted.
-Youtube Service Team
About Me:
Videos coming soon(ish) [probably] {maybe}....................... ...
Hometown:
Gillingham, ENG, GBR
Country:
United Kingdom
Companies:
I am a book reviewer for the BCA (british critic asocistion) & ill do game reviews at some point. then maybe music.
Schools:
Robert Naipier school
Hobbies:
waving my arms in exitement. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . cooking; best thing i can cook is lasangne which is actually quite nice. biking, swimming, eating, watching tv
Movies:
fave film: quantum of solace. fave telly programs: Top Gear & Heroes
Music:
Ash, Busted, Coldplay, the Fray, Good Charlotte, Green Day, the Killers, Muse, Oasis, Pixie Lott, the Posies, Simple Plan, Stereophonics, 3OH!3, Snow Patrol, Miley Cyrus, the Veronicas .~~~~~~~~~╔═╦═╦═╦╦╗ ~~~~~~~~ ║═╣║║╔╣═╣...~~~~~~~~~~~~~║║║║║╚╣║║ ~~~~~~~~╚╩╩═╩═╩╩╝
Books:
what are these?
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the youtube group for those who know the truth of global warming.
it does not exist, it is all a government conspiricy.
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If you love internal combustion then this is the group for you!
this is the only group i know that is not specialised to just cars or just motorbikes or just 1
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BCA under new manigment master man sam (me) is now the owner so click on my channel for all the revews and dont forget to subscribe!!!!
so far we have people d
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Tags: British Critic Association
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this is certainly not the only group about cars, BUT, it is the only i know of that is specificly about cars which we feel are great cars. good isn't good enoug
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anywho merry christmas
ya ugly bastard
and i know that car is stolen
PS your very very Very ugly but i bet your dad dont mind he still gives it to ya
ps, you look like the worlds youngest rapist in your pic
two thumbs wayyyyy up!
whether this may be due to snow &/or ice &/or cold, i don't know.