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Mega weapon was an innocent soul, his only crime was bringing justice into a post unclear war Midwest inhabited by the paper chase guy.

The future sight mechanic seems like it could get real annoying in later boss fights. But this still looks fun when you actually play it yourself. Thanks for the videos.

You are such a graceful creature, Mr. Schafer.

It's sad that this didn't include Kevin Conroy or Susan Eisenberg.

What about fighting between sports fans? Never heard of people who obsess over videogames causing an actual riot like your garden variety soccer hooligan; but they share similarities in the kind of aggressive factionalism or team loyalty that forms over things like COD vs. Battlefield - or in thi...

Alexander is only going to be a Prince Consort in this government. The moment he tries to act like he has any say in the ways of the kingdom Cassima will go Catherine the Great on his ass and stab him to death.

Porky's II: The Green Isles.

Jollo, our Lord and Savior, deliver us from this stupid game.

Alexander has just seen the monolith and has evolved. He is now ready to jam out a sweet drum solo on some bones.

I liked the part where they show that I am watching part 1, 2, maybe even 3 all at once. All the sequels right there for my viewing pleasure without having to go to some terrible theater. These renascence artists are not only entertaining but also efficient!

I’m sorry Tony Jay couldn't barbeque Alexander.

Shame this isn't a full sequel like the first Alan Wake, I'm not sure what else they can reference after both Twilight Zone and Twin Peaks have been exhausted.

I feel bad for these guys, it's hard to see how Session 3 can top the Jollo break down in part 6.

It’s rare to see a video in which the player allows the game to speak for itself while also be competent enough to play it well. It suffers from occasional dead air but you could easily rectify that by adding subtitles which briefly interject your thoughts or opinions of what’s happening without...

This movie would have been a blatant rip off of Conan the Barbarian if it had actual pacing and lines -- that -- weren't --- filled with - nonsensical and unwarranted -- pauses.

To be honest, I'd like it if a disco track followed me wherever I roamed so I can sympathize with Tyler. Even if David Pee-Man Cage is the biggest racist Frenchman ever, it isn't Tyler’s fault he is the physical embodiment of funk.

This is just going to make the comic Starfire so much more terrible when I watch New Teen Titans and remember how much I like the show version of the character.

That Minotaur wasn't a monster at all, he was just rightfully killing off the race of winged dickbags.

Slowbeef's laryngitis is actually the emergence of his psychic powers. The doctors are trying to distract him until the military comes to take him away before he blows up Tokyo.

I still can't get over how Super Shades wearer Luke McCabe can not only move around in a bullet proof crouch position for hours on end, but that it makes his sprite look like ET from the infamous Atari 2600 game.

Slowbeef is one of the most convincing Jewish mothers I've ever heard. All he needed was to complain about how I don't call him anymore or berate the viewer over not producing any grandchildren and the illusion would have been complete.

I want to believe that Cole’s voiceless downward sigh was just groaning at how much his brother is a toady and being reminded of how insane redneck his dad is. Like he wasn't exactly told but ashamed that this is what his daily life consists of.

Useful info dumps tend to only pop up when they're used as clues to secrets or other hidden goodies that this game is barren of. I guess you can write this off as anything valuable was looted by Orks long ago but it doesn't help fight off how empty the game is.

When someone becomes a vampire knight they gain a lethal allergy to wood. If any of their unarmored body just touches a bridge or spike wall paneling then they're screwed.

SHOOT THE LIGHTS.

I wonder if the Lin Kuei have a rights movement to get people to stop calling them ninja.

What the hell is it with bioware these days and sentient bugs?

It looks more the some bastard spawn of Dragon Age and Fable with its ugly menu screen and blasé dialogue wheel. I'm not sure if there's any need to give this game a chance, particularly if it’s another propped up fantasy franchise from EA.

In 2012 America overcomes centuries of prejudice yet again by electing its first White Zombie President. Too bad this thing is going to have one save file.

Dance you gibbering fool, dance!