Tripping Without the Drugs

[About Me]
I am on a mission to save the world from common misspelled words:
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Hey my name is Erin. I just got a new dog, a chihuahua puppy named Misty. I really don't like her at all. She's way too hyperactive, which is the opposite of me. I'm lazy and laid-back, and I don't like fighting (although arguing is fun!). I'm quiet and mellow, and I look it too. A lot of people think I'm stoned or something. I'm always sleeping in the middle of class (I learn by osmosis) and I'm always walking oh so very nonchalant.

I really don't like stupid people. I get that everyone has their blonde moments, especially me, and that some people live in an eternal blonde moment, but I really don't like dumb, arrogant people. They make me want to barf. Don't get me mad, because although I am generally a mellow peace-loving person, I can get really mad and put you in your place. I hold a good argument, by the way.

I do love a lot of things, though. Like Michael, music, stand-up comedians, MTV, Nitro Circus, SEVENTEEN magazine, and shopping.

Michael is by far the coolest thing in my life. He is my boyfriend of over 2 years. He's sweet, charming, funny, adorable, salacious, sexy, caring, and understanding. He's the only one that gets me.

Comedy is another important thing in my life. If it's not funny, it's not worth my time.
My favorite comedians are: Mitch Hedberg, Nick Swardson, Daniel Tosh, Ron White, Adam Ferrara, Dan Cummins, and of course, Dane Cook. I really don't like Jeff Dunham. He's lame.
And I love music. I'm not sure if I love music or comedy more. I can't live without either. I'm totally into reggae, like Matisyahu, Authority Zero, and Slightly Stoopid. Even some Skindred. But I also like some classic rock, like Lynyrd Skynyrd, the Doors, and Tom Petty. I also love Indie bands.

My favorite shows are Nitro Circus, Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, George Lopez, The Nanny, Malcom in the Middle, Everybody Hates Chris, Roseanne, and The Big Bang Theory.

My Favorite Quotes:
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
"We're pro-choice. We think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not. " - Bud (Sublime)
"Make Love Not War!"
"Drop Acid, Not Bombs!"
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."

PeAce OuT.

[Music]
Rock and Reggae. My favorite bands are: Sublime, 311, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Silversun Pickups, Skindred, Green Day, Everclear, Radiohead, The Doors, Pink Floyd, ThieveryCorporation, Rise Against, Iron Butterfly, Bob Marley, Queens of the Stoneage, Sick Puppies, and Manchester Orchestra.

[Books]
I like anything creepy and mysterious and adventurous or ghostly. I just got done readin "Unwind" by Neal Shusterman and it's one of the best books I ever read! It takes place in the future, in a time where abortions are illegal, but after the age of 13 and until 18, parents can choose to have their kid unwound and their body parts harvested for the use of others. The story was so great I loved it.

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