Canal de Itsrombus

EVERYONE CLEAR OUT, THAT WAY WE HAVE NO WAY OF DETERMINING WHO WON THE DUEL

I think it's safe to say that the 2 cello players won this duel

See, this is how you make an awesome song to make you feel proud of your country

Take some fucking notes Toby Keith

I love how he looks like a God damn biology teacher, then just comes out and shreds

This song makes me want to be a better person

Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to be, but I want to be for 4 minutes and 6 seconds

Also, who the hell has a closet that locks from the outside?

@bendani2010 Thyroid problems modify your metabolism, so it's easier to gain weight. However, with a healthy diet and frequent excercise it will have no effect on you. Also only a specific kind of cancer causes you to gain weight (Thyroid), but that's primarily because you are eating fat food t...

@AuroraLaurialis There's a difference between "Curvy" as a natural body shape, and "Curvy" as a nice way of saying "Overweight." Neither Beyonce, nor J-lo, nor Katy Perry have "Meat on their bones" they are all incredibly fit and simply have a natural curve in their body. If you're overweight,...

@firescape210 Nahh bro, America attempted to live as an isolationist country. You are right, we did live well up until the civil war, until our population grew roughly 20 times, there is no way we live that way now. Shipping oil from other countries also allows us to remain a player in the worl...

Don't really care about the subject matter of the song.

But Jesus Christ, Tim Mcllrath's voice could make a wolverine purr.

@Zomb1eX He didn't ask Modest Mouse, he asked Atlantic Records, Modest Mouse's recording company. I can't find any concrete info, but I'm pretty sure that Modest Mouse did not give their permission for him to use their song, because it isn't their permission to give.

Quite frankly, it's pathetic that an entire football team failed to get a magazine from one gay kid.

I mean honestly, how do they expect to win state with strength like that.

Never take off your eyeliner ever again

If I could play piano like this, I would get more bitches than ever thought possible

Any Reno bros who wanna meet this guy, it appears that they're hitting a rail right outside of Billinghurst Middle School, have fun

Seriously though, the fact that there are 2 country singers in the top 3 kinda sucks.

I genuinely don't understand it, why are women so much worse than men? Is there any kind of physical disadvantage? I'm generally curious, because if a man went and threw this kind of run in slopestyle he would be considered a joke

@Cggurl4life You're right, meals like this have terrible side effects, including, but not limited to.

Ridiculously huge testicle growth following ingestion of materialized manliness

Automatic repellant of vegetarians (Or as we men like to call them, pussies)

And you may have the urge to go join...

God, doesn't it just drive you guys crazy when your friends play an invisible controller whenever you're playing a game? Those wacky gamers.

Dad: Good news son! They want you to play guitar on broadcast television! This could be your big break

Boy: Awesome!!!!! Who do I get to play with??

Dad: Some girl named Rebecca Black, you get to do a cover of her song "Friday"

Boy: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Neither of them are accurate, MSNBC is obviously biased towards a liberal point of view, Fox is obviously biased towards a conservative point of view. This is a fact, if you disagree you are literally retarded.

I love how throughout the course of this song they see a palace, Egyptian Sphinxes, some Stallions running through the desert, they bump into some pelicans above the clouds, fly through what appears to be Greece, and wrap it up with a Chinese fireworks parade.

So they basically went through 3 co...