Tom Selleck don't take no shit 'cause Tom Selleck will choke a bitch out!

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1. Block me, I win, bitch!

2. Remove my comments, I win, bitch!

3. Say that I need to "get a life", I win, bitch!

4. Say I'm not Tom Selleck, I win, bitch!

5. Not make any original insults (this goes to you greendaythebeatles), I win, bitch!!

6. Report me, I win, bitch!

7. Say that you're a "struggling musician" and send me your shitty Black Eyed Peas cover, I win, bitch!

8.Say that I should go fuck something, I win, bitch!

9. Post gay ass videos of your animals or some other shit no one cares about, I win, bitch!

10. You operate a fucking blog and say I have too much free time on my hands, I win, bitch!

11. You've read all these rules in order, I win, bitch!

12. You listen to My Chemical Romance, well... kill yourself, bitch!

13. You listen to Slipknot, EVERYBODY but you wins, bitch!

14. At any point in time you say that I'm "boring" (this goes to you, thedeadpraise), I win, bitch!
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List of bitches who should know their role, get back in the kitchen, and bow down to da 'stache!
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Everybody, grab your torch, let's play a little jaunty game!

Find some emos, light 'em up, and make 'em feel some pain!

And don't feel sad, don't feel bad, 'cause they really don't have feelings!

And they'll learn to think twice about cutting themselves as they sit home healing!

LET EM ROT! LET EM ROT! KILL THE WHOLE GODDAMN BUNCH!

DIE YOU EMO MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE YOU LITTLE CUNTS!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU SUPPORT THE GENOCIDE OF EMOS!
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I enjoy chronically masturbating to pictures of puppies and shitting in the frozen food section at Walmart, then paying the illegal immigrants at Home Depot to choke me in the shower. Than I enjoy going to Applebee's and picking fights with the mentally handicapped and trying to pick up crotchety senior citizens, hoping for a night of wrinkly sweaty, oily sex with my elderly counter part. Every morning I eat Reeses Peanut Butter Cups for breakfast, than I make my daily rounds slaying and skull fucking "innocent" (that's what the courts say, anyway) bystanders. But I know the truth. They are typically Jews, Mexicans, Blacks, Muslims, Pakistani, Jihads, Christians, Faggots, Hindi, Ugly, Retards, Downies, Trannies, Midgets, Scientologists, You, or anybody else who I feel has slighted this world just by their unpleasant existence. You could say I'm doing God's work. But I truley am not. Why, you may ask? Because their is no god, you fucking Christ-fag.
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I hate just about everyone (especially you, or anybody else who is gonna die a lonely, basement dwelling virgin), except those who I deem to be the cool kids of YouTube, listed at the top of this illustrious page. So while you're here, enjoy yourself, but please, try to contain your erection.