You know ever since I've been the Champ people keep telling me you need to have a great YouTube account...

Not being a big fan of the "Internets" I never saw the point. Then one day my sparring partner Knuckles Muldoon says to me,

"Hey Champ let me show you my new computer - we can surf the web."

I didn't have a clue what he was talking about so I say, "How do you do that?"

Knuckles says, "Well, first you have to Log On with me."

I says, "Pardon?"

He says, "First you have to Log On with me."

Well...I SNAP! I LOSE IT!

I head fake him with the mouse, and the computer geek goes for it.

Upper cut.

Flurry to the solar plexus.

Straight right to the jaw and he's out.

He's seeing the blue screen of death.

"How's that Knuckles, you idiot, you ultra-maroon. Is that, 'I want to Log On with you' enough for ya?"

Ever since I've been the Champ.