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Sub Zero: So how'd the date with Jade go last night?

Noob: Dude, I totally split that chick in half!

Sub Zero: Dude! *high fives*

He saw a salad.

@Mouserat55 You sir, have just won the internet. No not just the internet, give this man ALL THE INTERNETS!

Fun Fact: Santino Marella isn't even Italian, he's from Canada.

@goofella29 You're a fucking idiot. Please die.

How the fuck did WWE go from pushing the likes of Brock Lesnar as "The Next Big Thing" to shoving a goddamn Funkasaurus down our throats for weeks straight?

And of course, the only person that actually likes this shit is Michael Cole.

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Did you know, that Blue Whales release over 50,000 gallons of semen into the ocean on a daily basis?

@ezi11111 Stop being such a little bitch.

Typical Woman.

Poor Gotye here is trying to vent his feelings and Kimbra (in typical attention whore fashion) interrupts him, and steals HIS spotlight, on HIS music video. I can't tell you how many times my ex has done that to me. Always have to be the center of attention...

I went to scratch my dick, but to my horror, it had turned to wood!

I use this mod all the time online, and haters wanna bitch because they suck and I'm better than them.

720p MY ASS!

I'm Commander Shepard and this was my favorite Store in the Citadel, until I took an arrow to the knee.

I'm Commander Shepard and this was my favorite Store in the Citadel, until I took an arrow to the knee.

I'm Commander Shepard and this was my favorite Store in the Citadel, until I took an arrow to the knee.

For the sake of the human race

Punch your mother in the face

Shout out that abysmal fool

Fill the pepto-bismol pool

@nomadgreg lol Umad bro? Stop crying about shit over the internet. Maybe once you stop letting feelings get hurt over Youtube comments, you can stop watching childporn posted in 4chan and that girl across the street might pay attention to you. Faggot.

I remember when Youtube wasn't about sitting through countless hours of advertisments. You sold out >:(

@metaldorksforever666 Nigga please, everyone who's everyone knows that Bacon related subjects are just a popular internet meme. Am I supposed to assume that just because your name is "MetalDork" that your body is entirely composed of 100% whale dick alloy from hell? No? Then shut up.

And you pe...

@AQuestionOrSomethin4 How very astute of you. Might I also point out that Heath Ledger's voice sounds different when he says "Why so Serious?" and "You want to know how I got these scars?"

It's called tone and pitch, ya jackass.

When hewasjustayoung booooooy

His unclebadtouched hiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

Fucking facebook. If I didn't have all of my friends already on it I'd delete mine. I hate how counterproductive they are when it comes to the layout.

Read my lips: IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT! Everytime Facebook introduces a new layout or feature people complain and it takes 6 goddamn month...

@AlexofSpades You idiot, where the hell did I troll? Oh wait, what's that? Nowhere? Then shut the fuck up and pull strideryoko's cock out of your ass.

@AndiiAnstract That's exactly what I'd expect from someone's who's ignorant.

People don't seem to realize that just because he has a mask, doesn't mean his gimmick will get any better. Face it, Kane is too old, and past his prime.

1:41-1:44

BEST. GUITAR. SOLO. EVER!!!

You know a game is gonna suck when the badguys are superhuman twins in business suits wearing sunglasses.

Lame, and LAME.

@MasterFireGod No, they scrapped it for prerendered cuts.

Wait, how is there even a debate? There was only one shot and clearly it wasn't Greedo.

lol he was talking about Vanilla Ice vs David Bowie.