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I paused Gorgoroth for this... I think it should be clear this is actually the doings of a wholesome christian attitude and not just the blasphemous farce that I was looking forward to.

SOMEONE needs a face wash

Is this censored by my grandmother or something?

@noskism I'd enjoy that.

Mother of hell, is gothic black metal even a thing? I'm getting red squiggly lines under it when I type it out. I'm too sober for fights on the difference between metal subgenres.

Dani Filth definitely made Cradle of Fear especially when he turned into a spider. At least I think he was a spider. I've only seen that part distorted and bad quality.

@pinkfloydmike that was a completely viable opinion. Unless you're accusing me of talking of my own ass, which makes no sense. My butt has a beautiful singing voice. Any ways what was one part of this song that you liked?

My friend didn't believe Cradle was a real band until this episode.

@ihoustong Yeah? It sucks in Houston? Try living in Katy. Kid wearing COF's Venus Aversa shirt asked me who Lilith was before asking me out.

Did you know it's possible to go goth without looking like a circus clown? Such as instead of wearing a ridiculous leotard with ironic pink underwear poking out try wearing a corset and instead of wearing matching makeup try making out more. This can all be solved with a trip to google and some e...

If I had a conscious at one I would have crawled my ass to this show.

They also are pretty awesome sex songs. JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE.

I have those wine glasses ....

@saintofkillers2000 because if he says he's guilty they'll stop thinking he's crazy and take time off his sentence, Plus he didn't technically kill those people he just convinced others to do it even if he did kill some one there is barely any evidence. This proves the LAPD to be of extreme incom...

wow obviously many people have never been the only one in the room dressed as a goth. They will make fun of you and you can cry or go with it. I can tell most people on youtube would piss their pants. It's not that horrible. It's actually quite fun.

I was about to say I don't remember Cradle doing this.

@gothixangeli Aren't we all looking for a goth guy who realizes his vocals will probably never be as good as Aaron's therefore his band will never make it and he'll spend his days working at a gas station? Also, who isn't fat? Face it, stop being 13 for the third time, and realize you can be an a...

@DarkMaestro88 Sadly, I'm the worst Jehovah's Witness I know of.

Oh, waaaaah! They got a new singer that isn't as bitchy and is easier to work with at the cost of the operatic quality that is so loved about Tarja. Annette still sounds good with the band and she's just as gorgeous. Ah well tradition seems to prevail on this argument.

How old are they? Eight?

why is this kid naked half the time?

@xXHellborne666Xx yo diggidy dawg why you got to be dissin mah peeps?

@CherylRose you're right. You want to try Chromaggia?

I really hate this singer. To me she sounds quite nasally and ruins a good band.