They get the bling bangers, they get the bling bling, it's a long long way from the rock to the ring.

It's polite to get kissed before you get fucked, as your resources are flat packed onto trucks.

Taken away to a place in the day, where at night ships will sail to the U.S of A.

They're in like a lion and out like lamb's, the pipe line existing from North Kazakhstan.

Serves as the proof that something's a miss and that somebody somewhere is taking the piss.

As a ship nears port there's a newspaper stand, the seller is screaming ''War with Iran''.

But they're not alarmed by a dwindling resource, seldom you see what goes on at the source.

I never knew it was you i had to thank, for the ring my girls wearing or the fuel in my tank.

~ John McClure