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@zombiefied111 and sharks could count to it!

Ya'll can start singing' weirdo division!

he knew what an arachnid was two years before he found out what one was!

Absolutely no one is considering the fact that ESPN did all they could to show us a good view of the crash. Why can't anyone relies that the view of the crash is decent, ESPN tried there best to bring us a better one and could not find one, and be thankful that we got what we did.

@TxCountryPlayer and nice and sweet > cute

I gave my crush a card with these lyrics on it for her birthday last year and she liked it. This was me and hers favorite song for months. Someday I hope she will tell me she has made up her mind and she wants to be my girlfriend, Because she is amazing, just the way she is.

@xXxGunimalxXx that would be great!

fall so hard my -sans wanna worship me

fall so hard my -sans wanna worship me

got my ninjas in Paris

and there going yetis

if anyone has the 2008 auto club 500, could they please upload it?

@LostHighwayFilms than there is

I knew he was gonna be mad

and apparently... stupid

@Revengegirl100 and you know what I love? Hamlin still gets mad at him afterwords.

a combination of a brake failure and a flat right rear tire. It is actually a good thing his tire was flat. If it were not, he would have hit the wall with the front of his car and it could have been a lot worse

29 crew chief: "Watch out for that 22 he is upset"

24 crew chief: "22 just got real upset keep an eye on him"

33 crew chief: "22 just had a meltdown"

Chad Knaus: "Alright guys we have a beautiful day for a race today"

is it just me or is this guy a fruit whisperer... sending messages to mango's???

Only Chris Brown would tell his girlfriend she looks 'better with the lights of'

Chris Brown: I won't let you fall girl!

Rihhanna : I love the way you lie

Chris Brown: you look better with the lights off.

Rihhanna : I love the way you lie

Chris Brown: your so beautiful it feel like I'm in a dream!

Rihhanna : actually I take that back

Chirs Brown : yeah! Yeah! Yeah

Rihhanna: w...

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29 people are mad they could not become an aoo!

the left side wanted to pit but the right side didn't

here is something interesting

the 9th place car is out of the race, the 26th place car is running at the finish!

FAIL the announcer said it was a 400! He got the name wrong!

yanana phone! The banana phone that you borrowed from your nanna!

I feel bad for Dave Blaney. This would have been for sure the best finish of his career at least at that point.

5:15

woody from toy story?

@atkins8824 me to! After this I watched every race I knew they ran!

@Bluestorm5 nope. the number changes every few days.

@jamespic I think what happened was that Jenna was showing Kurt the notes that she took of Kurt's words after the race and Kurt did not care.

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@andrew24rocks2 Ok. I understand, however, lucky for you, they are really going to try to put a stop to this next week. Probably because it is to hard for the experienced drivers to work with. The last thing they probably want to do.

@lakelandchief what they need to do is have re-starts after the white flag

@horsesboy why couldn't you do this in the COT? It is way stronger! You could perhaps win the race after doing this!

@spartanxxx17 in 2007, Richard Childress offered Jr. a deal in which he would drive the 3 car. However, he did not accept

look at McMurrys car at @2:14! the tear off is torn from the wreck!

those Billionaires got nothing on you. Cause your amazing, just the way you are. So hold up your lights, and say to those who predict it will rain, "tell the devil I said 'hey' when you get back to where your from". Some lazy day, when you are talking to the moon, someone will say "I think I wann...

Keven Lapaige crew chief: "What is that no instant merging rule about? Lets see if we can find out!

Carl Edwards: "What is the pace car doing on the race track?"

Jerry Punch thoughts:*O.M.G. theirs a crash!!!!* *I'm going to wait 10 seconds to say their is a crash*

*10 seconds pass*

"OMGOMGOMG HU...

@TheSubstituteGnome did they have any practice at the track??? Because it seems like that would make seance since the same thing happened at Texas.

@IWhoCreate no no no, my dad is F****ING Eminem!

although this song is clean, I still need to mute it a little

Ok, now thats the fastest way to turn a speeding ticket into an arrest.

could you do a parody about a sky full of lightning?

I've actually had a first lap in my stop motion crazier than this. I started the stop motion, their was a 16 car pile up where the wall was knocked over and a car went of the track and hit a tree, and now its under red flag for rain.

@tk50226 lots of people do! however, nit was too dangerous. What they should do is

1. through out the caution

2. have a speed limit that all cars need to follow

3. let the cars race within the speed limit

4. have the speed limit be different by something like 25 miles per hour near the scene o th...