mmmm, that's good mariksoul

Five of your pokemon are fainted, and the other is at half health. You are 3 squares away from the pokemon center, and who shows up to challenge you to a battle? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

You just finished wrestling a shark underwater, and you stunned it long enough to climb on top of a boat. You're beaten down, bloody, and tired. You start lifting yourself up, and who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

You just discovered the cure for cancer, and you decide to wait until the next day to release it to the public. The next morning you turn on the news, and who just released their cure for cancer? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

Gary Oak just finished beating you up at kung-fu, and he's walking down the street. He looks at himself in a mirror, and he gets hit by a car. Why? Because not even GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK can escape GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

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