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@BloodRedViking OH NO! Please don't hurt my anus! I will need it to take a poop on you with!

If the participants were all on meth, this could have been shot in real time.

$3,500.00 is not a bad price for titanium, which is ABSOLUTELY necessary if you are attacked by an armored robot. Otherwise, buy a decent knife for less than 50 bucks, it will be plenty effective against most humans, even if they are wearing a leather jacket.

OMG THIS IS REAL! I was skeptical at first, but now I believe in photoshop!

OMG IT'S REAL! A real piece of cardboard got stuck on an electrical line!!!!!

The UFO is real! But the narrator is obviously an android. The distant stare, the micro-motors that make him smile got stuck in the open position and he NEVER blinked!

The market is in FEMALE robots!

Somewhere out there is a geeky college girl that wants to date him!

STAT COUNTER: Not a bad stunt, but the word 'ice' was used 7 times - we get it!

I once had a dream where I drove my Tupperware to work . . . .

A Chihuahua is further from a wolf than this big boy is from his deer ancestors, but most people sure don't think dogs should be wiped out.

Like all 'girls' that think they are funny - they talk WAY too much. Their show is a 5 out of 10 at best. Comparing them to Jackass is giving them far, far more credit than they will ever deserve.

I am CONVERTED! I am now an atheist . . . .

TIME TRAVEL became possible in March 1989. That was when the first copies of Photoshop went on sale to the public

Rich people don't deserve to earn more money. Oh, I get it now - makes perfect sense to me.

Why the reverse angle?

FYI, 5.56mm and .223 caliber are the same, not "almost" or "twins" - it's a measurement. It's like saying that 12 inches long is pretty close to a foot long.

Beauty contestants are like parrots, they are beautiful to look at but the sounds they make can make you sick to your stomach!

It is a well-coordinated hoax.

DUNN IS DONE! May the random hero rest in peace . . . for those of you that may not know about the TRUE origins of Jackass - Dunn was a major force in getting it on the air. He stepped up with some bigtime stunts in the early days and asked for NOTHING in return! If there is an afterlife, he's do...

Little old ladies in 1928 scratched their faces and held their wigs in place and mumbled to themselves just like they did (and still do) after the invention of the cell phone. PLUS, if you were a time traveler, would you use it while walking down a busy sidewalk?

It's STILL better than a Gallagher concert!

Unimaginative officer! He could have tasered her, then handcuffed her, then pepper sprayed her, then leg-cuffed her, and still half the people would say that she had it coming to her. The cold wind of change is blowing in our country . . . feel it?

Men like Paul Sr. are all about control. I worked for several JUST like him. They rule through intimidation and whatever tactics to get their way. His own son refused to be controlled, so he fired him, then sued him and apparently has done everything since to destroy his business. Its sad, just s...

This reminds me of when all the neighbors came down to watch me hose down my BBQ grill, except that was exciting!

The odds of this happening are very slim, but as we see - it does happen. Of course we have to accept that he was shooting the Remington box rounds that we saw in the pic and not some SUPER-HOT rounds he hand loaded to experiment with.

If Toyota offers a lawnmower attachment and drink holder for it - every Redneck in the country would buy one!

This is a Toyota iReal. And they CAN haul and take corners at high speed!

Just like in school, this is the court of public opinion - and it does matter! Richard, when you sucker-punch a kid in the face as hard as you can and then lie your butt off about why you did it, people have a tendency not to like you very much. Its a hard lesson to learn in life, but a simple on...