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Q: Sex4Sex?
A: That's something I do, just not sub4sub.

Q: Can I have your videos' sounds/artwork/themselves for my video?
A: I dunno, can you?

Q: Inferno your video's animation, sound, music, and buttsecks runs too slow! Fix pl0x!
A: Okay, I'll just re-upload it and lose all the views and comments I had!

Q: Inferno you do realize that one's choice of ISP (Comcast or otherwise) is not strictly a factor in the elapsed buffering time, right?
A: Um, Comcast sucks. I would know.

Q: Hey Inferno, ever inject steroids into your own balls?
A:. Yeah.

Q: Hey Inferno, ever think about shooting a nail gun at your cock?
A: Yeah...

Q: Hey Inferno, ever think about diving into a volcano of donkey semen?
A: Okay, you guys are weirdos even though I think of these FAQs.

Q: Chef? Where?
A: [=]:]

Q: Dude you haven't made a video in 3 months what happened? Did you die?
A: Yeah, I died but still log in in hell.

Q: Hey Inferno, ever think about getting sodomized by Michael Jackson?
A: Eh... one time in a dream...

Q: Que pasa?
A: お尻のスティックをディルド。

Q: What's poppin' playa?
A: Yeah man, keep it fresh yo! I'm cool, RIGHT GUYS?

Q: What's good baby?
A: Hot.

Q: What it do?
A: I dunno, what does it do?

Q: What's up money?
A: Yeah man.

Q: Hey Inferno, ever think about shoving a dolphin into a meat grinder?
A: Squeak squeak. NYORO!

Q: My gay brother hacked my password man... can you help me get it back?
A: Stop letting your brother make you his bitch.

Q: YOU GOTTA DO SOME DICKS.
A: YES I DO.

Q: I THINK YOU LIKE DICKS.
A: YOU WOULD BE INCORRECT.

Q: Cock war!
A: Watch out, my penis can cut through 6 inches of solid high-grade steel.

Q: I AM KILLING MYSELF WITH CHOLESTEROL. OMG I JUST ATE BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGE.
A: Most people would prefer a different method of suicide. At least you don't talk about cutting your wrists all the time, you just cut to the chase and EAT BACON!

Q: Dude, no one will EVER actually ask you these questions.
A: Shut up.

Q: Hey Inferno, ever think about-
A: No, because I don't have a brain. Therefore I can't think.

Q: I'M ON A REINDEER.
A: HOT.

Q: I've been watching reindeer porn lately, but I don't know which one to get next. HELP ME!
A: Hooves and Hindquarters 3 is the best one on the market.

Q: What's with all this reindeer shizzle?
A: Fresh incest fun.

Q: Hey Inferno, do you like fish sticks? Do you like to put them in your mouth?
A: That joke isn't even funny. I could make a better one in 5 seconds... okay here goes. Why did the mouse eat the cheese? Still don't know? STILL don't know!?! Because he felt like it, that's why.

Q: THIS IS BOB, HELP HIM TAKE OVER YOUTUBE.
A: Okay, the IQ of the room just dropped below room temperature. Bob sucks.

Q: But Inferno! You made Bob videos before! I liked them, make another!
A: No, they got boring and repetitive, and also not funny. Also, that was WAAAAAAAAAY before this Bob turned YouTube into a psychological wasteland.

Q: If I vaguely remember, you USED to not be such an asshole.
A: I VAGUELY REMEMBER THAT NIGHT YOU SUCKED MY DICK, BUT I WAS VERY DRUNK.

Q: Really, how old are you?
A: 14, nearly 15.

Q: The police want my dick, help me!
A: They must need it for a microchip or something.

Q: What's with all the cock jokes?
A: Uh, I can't explain.

Q: I hope your mother goes to Africa where she starts a nuclear war against you, her most hated trash son.
A: YOU MADE ME CRY.

Q: Mm, tasty good. This is good stuff.
A: Yeah I know how much you like penis.

Q: The only time I have to go on YouTube is Sundays, so could you please subscribe? It would mean a lot to me.
A: I get off Sundays... with a priest.

Q: Hey Inferno look at my drawing of a rainbow!
A: That's the worst rainbow I've ever seen, AND I've been to San Francisco.

Q: I was watching TV the other day and I was flipping through channels and guess what show I came across PARIS HILTON'S BEST BRITISH FRIEND! I watched it for about six seconds, It was the worst experience of my life.
A: .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET A DOCTOR NOW! WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SAVE HIS IQ! IT'S GOING TO BE FINE. WE'LL GET YOU HELP! DAMN IT WHERE'S THE DOCTOR!?! I NEED 10CCS OF XKCD STAT! HE'S GOING INTO IDIOTIC ARREST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Q: My parents are out of the house...
A: QUICK, fap in every room of the house while they're gone!

Q: Hey, wanna do nothing?
A: Sounds like a plan.

Q: When does this FAQ really end?
A: Now.