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@Zapper266 A Pyro, spychecking. Now that's funny.

@P3RF3CTD3ATH Yeah, who cares about anyone who's not me?

@sala206 Nazis are my favorite variety of video game monster because when you shoot a nazi you're doing the world a favor

And now, thanks to Rango, we finally understand the consequences of stopping in bat country.

I just paid $25 for a plastic brick. I plugged it into my laptop and the damn thing won't even start up. Someone at Targus deserves a black eye.

Is this one of those games where you accidentally kill innocent people if your aim is off by a millimeter, like in Prototype? If so, I'm not going to play it. I hate games where you kill fifty people just by waving an arm when you're only trying to kill one.

@AguFungus Baby I love you.

Somehow it makes sense to have a zombie game that takes place in Louisiana.

We survive crippling poverty and filthy, polluted neighborhoods. We survived Katrina. Dead start walkin'? Just anutha day in L'awlins. We got this shit covered.

I like Swamp Fever the most. Sounds like some creepy zydeco. Dark Carnival comes in a close second because I like theramins, and it's kind of campy, but still eerie. Like a 50's alien flick.

Oh my god, he died?! Oh no, I never got to meet him...

I have two cats who my family raised as kittens. I couldn't love them more if I tried.

AAARRREE WWWEEE GOOONNNNAAA GGGEEETTT TTTHHHIIIISSSSS...

@supah1337B No, but apparently they have "thies."

Please stop zooming in on its cow-glutes. My stomach will thank you.

Of course he's a redneck. Bay finally turned a robot into a cultural stereotype that he can identify with.

@kalif151byccrew AH DUN BREED WITH MAH SISTER, ON ACCOUNTA TH' GUVERMINTS CAN TRACK YEW UNLES IT'S INCEST

@PirateGirl583 THANK YOU.

I was living in a state thousands of miles away when my mom decided to declaw our cats. I was LIVID! I knew exactly what declawing does to a cat and I begged her to change her mind, but she didn't. She went through with it, and she got to see firsthand how much PAIN they were in just walking arou...

0:40 DOMINATED, STRING BEAN.

This movie is going to be so much fun.

@xxdiogenescynicxx I wasn't talking about literal borders, I was talking about xenophobia being a metaphorical border that is obsolete. I have literally no idea where you're even coming from, and what's funny is that in spite of that, you had the nads to call ME "retarded."

@AntaresInScorpius Oh, is that the Fox News version of the story?