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@Ididntevnknow778 The mineral is not in the roots. A movie is supposed to hold up under logical scrutiny.

This video was used as an example of the phrase "Gadrii Nombor Shulen Jongu", which means to give an uninformative answer to a certain question by dodging it. A textbook example.

Okay, this is one day after I learned that there's an icelandic avant-pop singer called Bjork. One day later: Bjork reference. I've never heard that name before in my life until now.

Wat.

I'm just not going to ask.

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison" truly is the worst insult ever.

Damnit, rifftrax, your "Death to the titanic" jokes almost made me choke on my bagel.

Funny thing about 8:45 :

Centaurs in traditional mythology are very well known for raping human women. It has been indicated that Rowling knows this. What happened to the teacher at their hands was never specified...

@BigTeamButch Or maybe it's just that he's a guy who believes that there's a shark in the pool, and is telling people about the simple thing that they can do to avoid the shark he believes is in the pool, when in fact their problems are not as idiotically simple as a shark they can step out of th...

Water from that height would kill the shit out of you, oxygen or not.

Quite a hole indeed.

I think that had some contrived reason to crash the plane in the movie... overall the movie didn't suck quite like I'd thought it would.

I think this was generally good movie that kind of forgot it was setting up the X-men mythos, and then had to find a way to work it in.

If I'm correct, this was originally supposed to be a simple survival drama...

An alternate alternate ending:

Andy takes Woody to college, and after a few months, Woody gets hollowed out and turned into a bong.

@DaJalster28 Sauron would still be running around with his omniscience and vast armies. That would be a bet of a problem.

Remember kids, smoking won't make you cool. It'll only make you look cool. Like, really, really cool. Insanely cool, especially to that hot girl, because you know she likes edgy guys. You'll look so cool you'll be able to coast for the rest of your life on your appearance of coolness. But do...

A cop came over to my house even after I assured them that it was a misdial, everything was fine, and nobody needed to come over. Apparently, if I had been screaming about someone attempting to beat me, I would have avoided this mild annoyance.

It's a shitty placebo, just so you know.

That man doing background narration sounds like someone recorded the incoherent ramblings of a chronically paranoid schizophrenic as he writhes around in his padded room, then slapped it on a commercial.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

DIE YOU BLOODSUCKING BASTARD!!!!

Excuse me, years of being tormented by these things has given me a bit of post-traumatic stress disorder.

They just cut out some footage of people standing around, the movie is mostly intact.

A few cups of strong coffee will do a far better job with no side effects.

Coffee and the internet are the only drugs anyone should ever need. Should ever need. Cocaine is for pussies.

Tom cruise needs to start getting letters from everyone.

This description is amazing.

These are just so damn cute, I want to go eat some now!

:D

So this is what you have to do to be considered a man here?

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Fuck it, I'm a little sissy baby.

Second 30 of the search for IHaveACoolName's comment: Found comment without trouble by clicking "see all" and searching. Contempt for fucking morons and their duplicated comments about an endless search is growing.

@OranEtPlayer Yes, 0:07 doesn't exist, the second to last second is always gone. It happens on every goddamn video on the website, yet people like you keep noticing it and pointing it out, and SOMEHOW GETTING THUMBS UP FOR IT.

Come on, really. Have you people figured that out yet.

These are all just mediocre dirty jokes.

So wait, the guy got a tattoo? Does he always have heavy metal playing during mundane tasks? Does he get a soundtrack like this when he orders some coffee at a cafe, or cleans his sink?

Lucky bastard.

Im jus tryn to git un the next ur gramer sux.

That last one was a great way to tie it up.

One of the highlights of the whole album, and a shining example of Primal Fear's powerful and melodic side.

Japan, are you trying to mess with us, or what?

This guy is so amazing, one barely remembers all the destruction he caused because he just did it in such an insanely cool way.

@run666 YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO TALK IN All CAPS IT MAKES THINGS HARD TO READ.

When the people in that plane go to jail, they'll have the best capture story ever.

"Yeah, we would've gotten away, but then a cop smashed into our plane with his car."

One guy dropped his glasses, and bent down to pick them up.

Magic. A wizard will do it, and he'll use magic.