I'm a retro gamer (and so can you).

My decent-sized NES collection so far:
1943
Abadox: The Deadly Inner War
Battletoads
Castlevania
Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
Castlevania 3: Dracula's Curse
City Connection
DuckTales
Jackal
Kirby's Adventure
Life Force
Metroid
Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Ninja Gaiden
Ninja Gaiden 2: The Dark Sword of Chaos
Shatterhand
Super C
Super Mario Bros 2
Super Mario Bros 3
Tecmo Superbowl
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link

My small-but-decent SNES collection so far:
Chuck Rock
Contra 3: The Alien Wars
Disney's Goof Troop
Donkey Kong Country
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
Double Dragon 5: The Shadow Falls
Kirby's Dream Course
Mortal Kombat 2
Sunset Riders
Super Castlevania 4
Tetris 2
Wario's Woods
Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Current LPs:
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest.

Possible future games for anyone who gives a fuck:
Battletoads (NES): When I beat it.
Silver Surfer (NES)
DuckTales (NES)
Pokémon SoulSilver (DS)
Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals (SNES)
Super Castlevania 4 (SNES)
Ninja Gaiden 3: The Ancient Ship of Doom (NES)
Gunstar Heroes (Genesis/Mega Drive)
Gunstar Super Heroes (GBA)
Donkey Kong Country Returns (Wii)

Completed LPs:
"Contra 3: The Alien Wars" on Hard Mode (SNES)
Castlevania (1st runthrough) (NES)
Ninja Gaiden 2: The Dark Sword of Chaos (NES)
Life Force (NES)
Shatterhand (NES)
"Contra 4" on Hard Mode (DS)
Castlevania 3: Dracula's Curse (NES)
Ninja Gaiden (NES)

The "PC vs. Console" debate is a debate over who has the lesser chance of losing their virginity (and neither party's chances are particularly good).